Ladymuck

That kebab shop get FOUR STARS in terms of hygiene ratings! I checked - and was well surprised. I shall be going there more often LOL! Can someone tell me though, why oh why do I only ever crave kebab (wouldn't touch it at any other time) following EDF drinks? Weird. Agreed that Jaws (adjudicator of longest tongue contest - which I believe you won LB ) has some nice moves. Thanks for organising Weegee. And thanks for providing the usual escort-home service. Nice that Franster made it this time. Really good to see everyone on such good form, especially surfbobby whom many of us hadn't seen since the Barry Road Race. Georgia and R, the pair of you had me in stitches much of the time: tongue extensions indeed! And Geo, I LOVED your dress - gorgeous! Just one minor complaint: lager and/or coke do not go with sambuca! No No No No No (yes: you know who you are!!!!).;-)

I'm STILL laughing...:)) PS: A, you left your jacket and wallet behind LOL (as least we think it's yours...)

Boo hoo...my bike has rim brakes... *sniff*

Thank you for the music...

Well, we appear to be discussing it...

I never turn down an opportunity to give Admin a prod! Bless em.

Oh my God, I've just realised: it's a "sticky"... WOOHOO... Thank you Admin. x

Why do you say that Sean? As far as I can see, we remain on topic.

Yes, it's the ice - snow is not a problem (for me anyway).

Gawd knows...

Order!

> Show us the piss, sis. :)) What a charming Lil Bro you are, my petal. (Now what did I really mean to say here? hmmmmmmm)

I visited our shed today to retrieve a pumpkin for tomorrow's dinner and was appalled to find cobwebs on my bike! Never has that happened before. Cobwebs!:'(

Sorry, but I don't wish to go back dozens of pages, but I thought you had left us Mr. SMBJones. I am SO pleased to see that you are back. Is your return for good? If so: welcome back Mr. SMBJones. xxx

Bet you can't prove it! Anyway - you shouldn't even be on here - you have been banned for a month (apart from the Drawing Room I gather)...hee hee...

> PS this really is (seriously) a welcoming forum. INNIT!:))

Pissing myself. Honestly!!!

Wow that was quick! Once again, thank you SO much. x

In the absence of Quids. DECISION: Diplomatic Immunity Plea rejected. Grounds: failure of the defendant to satisfy this Court that he is entitled to diplomatic immunity. Moreover, Exhibit A (threads from the EDF) corroborates this by providing irrefutable evidence of an inability to conduct himself remotely diplomatically contrary to the EDF Regulations as laid out by Mark. Sentence: (1) Community Service Order: You are required to keep the streets of ED free of snow, ice and dog poo for a period of one month. You are to assist cooking-challenged forumites with various cooking tasks. Tasks to include: - showing Katie1997 how to cook rice without the benefit of a rice cooker - demonstrating to HAL9000 how to peel/crush garlic and extract juice from lemons - aiding Helen Graves with the peeling of some 5 billion chick peas. Furthermore, you are to give a demonstration on how to bake the best Irish Soda Bread. This demonstration to take place at 8pm 10th December at the next EDF Drinks. (2) Exclusion Order: You are to refrain from posting in The Lounge for a period of one month. Conversely you are obliged to post in the Drawing Room at least 50 times a day. Any inappropriate postings will result in your facing a specialist panel comprised of: Huguenot, Mockney Piers and DJKillaQueen. (3) Curfew Order: You are not at liberty to attend the EDF's offices for a period of one month except for the purpose of feeding and combing the Forum's mangey and flea-ridden pet dog: Woofmarkthedog. (4) Probation order: You are required to report to SeanMacGabann twice daily. (5) Supervision Order: Power is hereby given to Quids who will take overall responsibility for your supervision. Should you fail to keep the peace and/or conduct yourself in a manner appropriate to ED folk, Quids may issue whatever further penalty he deems appropriate. This could include, but is not limited to, installing you in the specially erected stocks on Goose Green where the yummy mummies of ED and their sprogs would be encouraged to have a field day (egged on by the likes of HonaloochieB, karter and VerryBerryCherry). Such an "event" would be supervised by Mick Mac. ( 6) Forfeiture Order: For breach of Rule 5.6(A)III(xi) of Master Quids' 100s Game, your falsely claimed 100 is to be surrendered immediately and given instead to the more worthy player: Ladymuck. You have 7 days in which to lodge an appeal with Legalbeagle.

It's gawn again...

> If the elderly resident is classified as disabled > or on some form of benefit she is eligible for > warm front which is service the government provide > to make houses more efficient. Yes - that's the one.

*even louder* Oh.... Jingle Bells, DJ smells, Coz she's done a fart... Because too many beans she had, And she thinks she's Jack The Lad... Oh...

Happy Birthday binary_star.:)-D *expects shares in white sambuca to rise sharply*

> (Do snow chains really exist for bikes?) Well, I was under the impression that they might. But can I find anywhere that sells them? Nope. Sorry if I put anyone's hopes up. You can, however, make your own: not sure what Health and Safety would have to say about them though. Alternatively, I read that you can improvise with cable ties...hmmmm can't see them lasting too long and ditto safety concerns... The nearest thing to snow chains would probably be studded tyres as used in Scandinavia and Canada for example. I may be going to Finland in January. If so, I'll ask around there and report back.

Do they come in Manchester United colours? I'd love one!