Ladymuck

Hey brum what's the weather like in Germany? Pissing it here.

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Knock knock > Who's there? > Dishwasher > Dishwasher who? > Dishwasher way I used to shpeak before I got these > new teef My oh my, it's going to be a good day today...I just KNOW it. ha ha ha

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good one LadyM. If we ever meet remind me to do my > Bernard Manning apochryphal Michael Parkinson show > joke. > > A Rabbi, an Imam and a Catholic priest walk into a > pub. > > Barman - What is this? Some sort of joke. > > And on that note I will leave you. > > Laters. Good morning HB...and WHAT a way to start the morning! Gordon Bennett! *in stitches*

It is! And you are!http://www.zen36049.zen.co.uk/CLANGNUTS%20CARTOONS%202007/clang%20bernard%20manning.jpg

Oh right! Got it! ha ha ha *bangs head on screen* No no - it's good...I'd forgotten about the original "knock knock"... What do you call a man with a condom on his nose?

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Two wee Scotsmen who cannae reach the doorbell. > > Look, I blame the Catholic church, had I not been > raised in it, I wouldn't have had access to the > monthly Crusade Messenger magazine, which in turn > furnished me with this sort of joke. > > Though now I think of it, it may have been the > secular Whizzer and Chips. > > Or Wham! even. Ahem...have I missed something? Where's the rest of the joke? I.e. what happens after: Two wee Scotsmen who cannae reach the doorbell.

Actually, this all reminds me of a (terrible) joke... Woman has to go out...leaves house with her parrot inside. Meanwhile, man comes along and knocks on door. Knock Knock Parrot: who is it? Man: it's the plumber Parrot: who is it? Man: it's the plumber Parrot: who is it? Man: IT'S THE PLUMBER! Parrot: who is it? Man: jeez...you deaf? It's the plumber. Parrot: who is it? Man: IT'S THE F-UCKING PLUMBER! At which point the plumber has a heart attack, collapses and dies. [2 hours' later, woman returns home...sees dead man at her door] Woman: who the hell is this? Parrot: IT'S THE F-UCKING PLUMBER!

*GROANS* Who's there?

EX-TER-MINATE

I asked for that!!! *collapses laughing*

chichi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > seems there are piss takers on here as well, and > yes i have sold what i advertised, just people on > here want things for nothing, and it was not junk > i was selling.and yes i got more than i was asking > for.still it kept the thread alive at ur exspence > sad people of dulwich. Congratulations on your sales chichi. So, ED people aren't so "tight" after all? Welcome to the EDF. Though we are "sad"? Oh dear, we really can't have that. As for "piss takers"...yep...guilty as charged:)). *offers hands for hand-cuffing*

Huguenot hasn't returned.:(

who's there?

I think Environmental Health might also have more than a passing interest in this - I mean, had it been "The dog's tongue", they might just have accepted it. But, the dog's "bollocks"? Oh dear oh dear.

The criminalisation and demonisation of children by some newspapers doesn't help.

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *respectfully submits application to use SCIC > trademark to ladymuck* Dear Ms. Katherina Van Der Wotsit, In consideration of your previous, rather gracious, loan to me of your chauffeur, I would be prepared to permit you to use the trademark SCIC. I would stress, however, that this act of generosity on my part should not be taken as a precedent for the future - any abuse of which shall result in my immediately seeking an injunction against you with a view to obtaining damages for infringement of registered trade mark and passing off. Lady Esmerelda Fatima Billington-Jones.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is a vile and base calumny, and clearly > libellous. I had mint choc chip at the weekend... Given the available data on the now rather famous EDF. My on-line observations constitute "fair comment" in that they were fair and not motivated by malice. Moreover, not only do my observations fall short of being false, they also fail to discredit your reputation (such as it is). Had I referred to you as (but, for want of another example) a "greedy pig" now, that would have been quite another matter:))). > Anyway expect my chap popping > around to serve the writ any day now... Given your manifest lack of evidence, and the fact that your reputation has suffered no damage, it is my submission that you, the Plaintiff, have no case to answer. Notwithstanding this and in an attempt to demonstrate goodwill, I would be prepared to accept a small token from you in return for foregoing a counter-action against you for injury to my feelings which your - rather misguided - initiation of legal proceedings against me have caused to my egg-shell like personality. Under the circumstances, I feel that a double scoop (large) of SCIC(TM) (together with a sample of the mint choc chip) would be appropriate. > The new dishwasher is the dog's bollocks! This was never in dispute. And, having now viewed the photograph, remains so. In any event, it is irrelevant as not pertinent to the legal matter at hand.

Thank you Narnia, Sillywoman and ludoscotts for your latest input. The Robot it is! Once again, one massive thank you to all of you who took the time to post for the benefit of little baboosh's 13th. I honestly did not know where to start. xxx

*withdraws legal proceedings under Tradesmark Act 1995 and reverts to licking SCIC (TM)*

katie1997 Wrote: > *rings SCIC VIP hotline to reserve stocks* Ahem! *couriers Notice to katie1997 in respect of infringement of intellectual property primary right: unauthorised use of Trademark SCIC*

@ Narnia: Oh I'm really excited about this robot...but just one concern...it states that it is for the age group 6+ (my little baboosh will be 13). May I ask the age of your son please? Judging by your previous posts on this thread, the son for whom you purchased this is over 13? Am I right? If so, then does he not find it at all "babyish"? Sorry, I don't wish to sound ungrateful...I genuinely like the look/sound of this gift (and the cost + delivery is spot on budget). I'd love to buy it for him. Thank you in advance.xx @ryedalema: What a treat of a website - thank you! I am hoping that Narnia's answers will be what I need to hear (that robot seems so COOL). I have bookmarked your website for Christmas, and for baby baboosh's birthday in December, though. So thank you very much for that. xx

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The new Bosch we just got uses about 2/3rds the > water of all the other comparable ones! > > *looks smug* Well, the evidence suggests that your lifestyle does not appear to warrant a dishwasher at all. Indeed, I have reasonable cause to believe that you live on Scoop's coconut ice cream which comes either in a cone (which, presumably, also gets scoffed) or a cardboard tub, which (I would hope) you re-cycle.;-) *resumes licking SCIC*

PS: I really don't like it when threads turn...well...oh f-uck it...what's the point... Actually, I feel like leaving the forum too...

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This may well be my last post on the forum, so I'd > like you to know that I love you all. Please don't go Huguenot... *upset*

ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In the huge world scale of things it's tiny, but > after losing my job at Christmas and lots and lots > of applications I start a new one on Monday. > > Maybe that's rational joy! Oh well done ruffers! I hope you like it. Big "good luck" hug to you. x