Xena Worried prince

Hmmmm *lowers glasses a bit further down the nose* and if you did know her what do you think she would think of why you just did that ?

TLS now we are getting somewhere - relax, lie back and tell me about your mother

BBW that is you all over, and sadly your excuses of "because I was forced to do it by peer pressure and the fact that it was preordained in the book'three little pigs'" is actually not a good enough excuse for the gentlefolk of East Dulwich Village.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Agreed Xena but sometimes I know not what I do, or > indeed why I do it, you know what I mean? I do indeed, but that isn't that just a cop out using the excuse of schizophrenia and blaming your other personalities for doing something that we all clearly and blatantly saw you do?

the why isn't as important as what you just did, of course knowing the "why" will help you understand your compulsions and how to curb them in the future TLS - that was truly awful and I think I need to ask you "Why did you just do that?"

I quite Agree Mike TLS answer worried me too !!

Thats not good enough Brenda, would you jump over a cliff just because ??

Why did you just do that? Come on fes up we all want to hear your excuse now.

nope I think you are wrong Mike, it isn't just handed out, they tattooed it to the back of my hand so that I wouldn't forget it Now where did I put my specially trained Ninja Camel Coat

thats good Although it has made me think of a new television program "Gimp my ride" (I will leave the semantics of the program to someone else to figure out)

What like the fact that a 185 was actually on time.... I agree that would be disturbing for the public to know ....

I see - and does this 'outfit' of yours also have a leather hood ?? It could be very disturbing if it does ...

Oh, so who would it fit then ?

Now Now Miss Kel From what I have read on here, innocent isn't exactly true now is it ? I suspect you actually have a nice tight fighting black leather outfit in your wardrobe somewhere

Are you sure Brenda ?

Obviously you were a very bad boy at school, hence the caning... where as if you were a good boy it would have done you no harm at all (apart maybe from an obsession with women in tight black leather outfits who intimidate you that is) Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well it did me plenty of harm thank you very much, > mostly in the form of big red and purple welts > across my tender teenage arse.

A Man went out for a ride on his new bicycle, and 40 miles from home his chain snaps (poor workmanship), he is sitting at the side of the road when his friend comes past in a Porsche 911, his friend stops and asks whats wrong "My Chains snapped" said the man "and its too far to push home" "Well" says his friend "these cars don't have the space to store a bike, but I tell you what, I will tie a tow rope to your handlebars and tow you home, if I go too fast for you ring your bell to let me know and I will slow down again" the man agrees to this idea and 5 minutes later they set off at a steady 20 miles per hour. A few miles down the road, a Ferrari flashes past the pair of them and the Porsche driver sees red, puts his foot down and starts chasing the Ferrari. 30mph, 40, 50, 60... all the way up to 120, and behind him his mate starts ringing his bell frantically to get him to slow down, but the driver of the Porsche can't hear a thing above the roar of his engine. a mile down the road they pass a police office sitting in his car who immediately radios the situation into the station "Sarge, Sarge" he says "You won't believe what idiocy I am seeing at the moment, a Ferrari just shot past me at 120 miles per hour....hang on there is a Porsche chasing him at the same speed.... and ... oh my God Sarge you won't believe this now but there is some bloke right behind them both also doing 120mph .... on a push bike .....yes sarge I said a push bike ....and I think he is ringing his bell to let them know he wants to overtake....."

Jellied eels and Liquor ???

Thats very kind of you, but my mummy (bless her cottons) told me never to accept drinks from a strange man... So I will pass on your kind offer

So that is what the "so called" East Dulwich Pirate does for a living then B)

They give us xenophobes a bad name ::o