Xena Worried prince

I have just received an email from Southwark Council which included a link to "help work out what benefits you are entitled to." I have to say it is fascinating and if you change your circumstances from "Property Owner" with no job to "Renting from a private Landlord" with no job, the differences in what you can claim are amazing. As a private owner you are entitled to ?0 in housing benefit, yet the same person renting somewhere (say ?1000 a month) can get upto ?270 in housing benefits a week. Surely both circumstances need money to keep a roof over their heads, a bit unfair don't you think. anyway if you need help then go to Sponge Calculator to see what you can or can not claim. I am interested in peoples views on the issue of Housing Benefit if you rent vs. nothing if you own.

Tom, Dick and Harry are three brothers all over 6ft 6 tall. Tom and Harry have size 14 feet, and Dick has size 17. one day tom and Harry go down to licorice for a night of drinking and dancing, and after a few snifters of brandy they get chatting to a couple of likely girls at the bar. Harry suggests that they all go for a dance and after the first song finishes one of the girls looks down and proclaims (in broad saf london) "cor blimey mate lawk at the size of your feet" To which Harry responds, "thats nuffing Luv. you should see the size of our' dicks!"

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Xena we all know that when a patient is on the > couch you can't have an 'arseistant' present, nice > try. I personally can't comment as to why you so > willingly joined your patient for some horizontal > bumfoolery, Dear Mr Wolf Can I recommend Specsavers for you sir as you appear to have a problem reading previous comments... Obviously you have the wrong end of that particular stick, and I believe Miss LowHung did indeed have a rear as described by yourself after Mr TLS session with him/her

Another 0.5% drop in interest rates along with Quantitative easing Will this help the economy or not ?

I can recommend Phyllostachys Nigra Bamboo it is a clumping variety so it doesn't spread (but it does form large clumps) and it looks fantastic in your garden (I would recommend planting it straight into the garden rather then pots or anything) http://www.potandgrass.co.uk/phyllostachys_nigra.htm for more details I planted some over at my parents 8 years ago and it is now 8 meters tall and sways majestically in the wind.

Mathew123, useful information however did you see the recent case of a man who built a house inside an old barn and then after the required time had passed he demolished the barn to leave the new house in its place Sadly the council successfully contested the build and he was forced to tear it down.

Dear Mr Paul Gadd Come on come on come on come on come on come on come on (sing it boyo) Ae you the Leader of the gang? or when you return to the edf will you sing "Hello, hello. it's good to be back, it's good to be back" You are so GLAM !!!! Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I am *bob*...if we go there quickly we can start > a > > clique > > Do you wanna join my gang Quids? (it can be your > gang if you want, I'm easy either way)..

Dear Mr TLS if you are as old as you claim then I am sure the Party Girls can supply you with a Grandmother Figure, or is that someone that BBW hankers after (see "Little Red Riding hood" to put this into connotation) Either way, can I professionally say "Ewwwww"

Is it April 1st again ???

Dear MR TLS An infatuation with Miss Emma Peel signifies a longing to return to the past and a fear of the now, this obviously has manifested itself in your loathing of emoticons with threats of violence against those whom use them. I think your troubles run deep my friend and you need to seek professional help to solve them. Try calling Party girls on 0845 696969 and see if they can't give you the sort of help you so badly crave, I am sure one of them will dress up as a mummy figure for you.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > >Bournemouth? Bugger Bournemouth! I was conceived > on the way to Margate! Like I said above, your mother, bless her cottons, is getting a little senile these days and I expect that you were actually conceived somewhere between Poland and France.

Oh Dear Mr TLS It appears that you have accidentally gotten my assistant in a compromising position whilst I was doing something far more interesting then worrying about why your paranoia made you delete posts from earlier. I have however spent time reviewing your case notes and I can conclude that the reason you deleted your posts earlier was simply because you would get hell from your mother concerning the way you were talking about her and her Beano to Bournemouth where she conceived you on the back seat of the coach with some strange man. This could of course explain your fixation with getting men onto couches or seats in an attempt to fly the jolly roger with them as some sort of revenge fixation on your mother. She is lovely by the way and always speaks nicely about you when she is in for her time, but sadly I think she may be suffering from advance senility these days and is obviously getting you confused with her other son, that nice Mr Hitler. Sadly Mr Wolf, this time Mr TLS didn't (as you so succinctly worded it) "successfully bugger a man" however I do have qualms about my assistant as she/he was once a boy, I believe the medical term now is 'chicks with d!cks' or something like that which means I think Mr TLS needs to apply to see someone who can assist with his little problem. I have checked with the internal directory and discovered that the clinic for sexually transmitted diseases is open late tonight and I would advise going to get the 'umbrella' treatment done as soon as possible as I don't think my assistant (miss lowhung) is the cleanest of fellows now. Mr Wolf, you do fascinate me with your basic obsession to watch two men in coitus, this so obviously stems from a deep routed fear of women when you are in the change (every full moon as I understand it) and I think you need to work that particular issue out for yourself. ;-) So Mr TLS, you still haven't answered the basic question of 'Why did you do that?' I can see now there is no need for anyone to question what it was based on your confession above, but why is a different kettle of salmon. Xena.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Xena: Worried prince Wrote: > Interesting, and was your father a fictional > character like "Lord Snooty" or ... > > Most unseemly. Interesting to see Mr TLS that you have deleted all the reference points at 5:52 to the comment I made, which somehow now takes it out of context and makes it look a bit weird.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've been groomed once today Sean, you're wasting > your time. Indeed you were, and MikeCG has now taken time in therapy to talk about his urges to brush your fur

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Honk it is you...... > > > Horay I knew it. Sadly not Honk or any of his/her other letter combinations...

Mr Mike Please, Mr Wolf needs to tell us that information in his own words otherwise it won't benefit him when he comes out ... ... with the reasons why

Mr Mike, please stop grooming Mr Wolf whilst I try and get to the bottom of his soul in an attempt to rehabilitate him back as a useful member of society rather then the persona that he is now which just snaps and bites at everyone and everything.

Now now Mike, Mr Wolf is starting to open up and ridiculing him at this stage may well take him back a step or two. So Mr Wolf, do you like the feeling of belonging, would you like to feel more ?

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But then I got kicked out again, in a headlock. Now Mr Wolf, we are finally getting somewhere So tell me, how did that make you feel at the time ?

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wasn't dragged kicking and screaming from the > issues section Xena. The expulsion resembled a > scene from a gentlemans club where a member has > defaulted on a debt or been caught up to his nuts > in guts with another members wife and the other > members all stand up and chant 'out, out, out' > whilst keeping rythme by clapping their hands in > unison. Hmmm classic case of paranoid delusions here Mr Wolf... I heard that it was an unceremonious expulsion and that only by whining and mewing at the Administrator were you allowed back onto the Lounge section at all providing that you were a good kittie from now onwards. Of course that it only hearsay but from you psychological profile I would say it was pretty accurate. LegalEagle-ish - a good start, and as lunchtime is now over I think we need to schedule another session to get to the real cause of this desire to eat lunch at lunchtime... please see the receptionist on the way out to book another session on the ED Couch.

Now we are getting somewhere LegalEagle-ish but was that a strong enough reason why you just did that, or can we in fact go back to your childhood and discover the real reason?

Is it ? Could it possibly be ? Why yes I think it is! He is the Hood - Keep him away from Tracy island at all costs FAB Lady P

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Your first statement is alarmingly accurate but > I'm not the only 'bad boy' on this forum. However > you're original post of your thread reeks of > learning difficulties complimented by big N.H.S > specs. Whats also equally cnutish about your > original post is that it doesn't invite a specific > answer that will allow the thread to develop. Such > disgusting behaviour isn't encouraged in the > lounge but we'll let you off as you're new. Mr Wolf Mr Wolf, What's the time Mr Wolf ? An interesting observation about NHS Spectacles, and I use them at the tip of my nose to intimidate naughty Little boys like you into giving the right answer in the end. As for your your concept that this threads original question doesn't have a specific answer that will allow the thread to develop, is indeed incorrect, there are many specific answers and each one will be mulled over on merit until each poster confesses to why they just did that without necessarily telling anyone what they just did, therefore the thread can develop and grow in many different ways without being stifled by heading towards a a single conclusion. As for is this sort of behavior encoraged in the lounge? Well Mr Wolf all I can respond to that is that at least I haven't been removed screaming and kicking from the General ED Issaues / Gossip section so I believe that following the decorum of the forum that I have in fact posted this in exactly the right place... PS Who said I was new ?

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No idea as the only thing I know about her is that > she had 3 older children called Patrick, John and > Ann Cody and conceived me on a Beano to Margate > one day. Interesting, and was your father a fictional character like "Lord Snooty" or do you have a real and tenable link to that part of your mind that bathes in reality, it still doesn't explain why though

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Eh? Peer Pressure : because everyone on the forum expects you to be the bad boy, and as a result you feel compelled to do something naughty, which could be used to explain why but it doesn't allow for the fact that beneath that fur you are a decent chap. Preordained : equally using the excuse that you were supposed to do something, which is why you did it shows a basic character flaw and weakness that needs to be worked out so that you feel like your old self again and can act outside of what you believe you should be doing and actually do something that surprises you and those around you. So back to the question Mr Wolf "Why?"