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Mr Oluko goes home to his wife after visiting the local witch doctor and says to her "Wife, get out me finest suit" Mrs Oluko looks at him quizzically and asks "Why be that dear" To Which Mr Oluko replies "IF dat der Witch Doctor says I am impotent then I is damn well going to dress impotent"

But Mr Wolf Surly there is also Home recycling, sticking it into a box so to speak after making sure it is nice and clean first ? (nothing more wrong then a dirty one being shoved into a box I fear)

Now Mr Quids That is just silly isn't it!! ::o

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is an old Victorian cemetery with crypts and > clutches of trees, littered with decaying grey > headstones hung with sombre stone angels. I think > the question is, how could it not be full of spooks? Of course there are spooks there... didn't they film some of the episodes in the Nunhead Cemetery ?

Dear Mr BBW No insults necessary Hammer House of Horror at a delicate age was enough to make any small child wet the bed (errrmmmm too much information I fear) Isn't it funny to look back at old episodes now and think "What a pile of Sh..."

Hi Mr BBW I am referring to them all over the place This morning I was stopped by one on a Pelican crossing on the South Circular (just before the A23 cross over) There is one on a Zebra Crossing on Barry Road and so on. Like I said I think they would serve a better safety remit if they were positioned at crossigns that didn't already have mechanisms in place to stop traffic. I guess Zebra Crossings may well be the only exception I can think off as cars often don't stop when they should but ... And no I haven't asked them as it would mean getting out of my car (6)

Excellent answers Mr BBW But can you also explain the UFO over East Dulwich, the Alien who lives at the bottom of my Garden and why I have Nessie Junior living in my bath The truth may well be out there but I for one am not going into any graveyard after midnight (My Cousin made me watch too much Hammer Horror as a child !!)

Before I start, I am not slating or putting down the incredible job these people are employed to do, there is nothing more useful in the fight against child crossing safety then these people. However I do have a question concerning deployment of these valuable resources. When I was a child (dim and distant memory) Lollipop men and women were positioned at crossings with no other control over making drivers stop (road islands without lights, Zebras or anything) and this helped children get across some of the more dangerous crossing points. Yet now I mostly see them at crossings that have Pelican Crossings, Zebra Crossings or traffic lights already installed at them. Is it me or is this now down to a failure by drivers to stop at lights / crossings that requires this? Surely there would be more benefit in placing the national treasures that are School time Lollipop people at crossings that don't already have any other controls in place to stop drivers in favour of children crossing ? Like I said I think they provide a wonderful service but I am questioning the decision to deploy them at crossings that already control the traffic. Xena

Who needs online dating when we appear to have a good singles movement going in the wanted thread. ??

Gina's eyes hungrily follow every movement that Johnny makes, she casts her mind back to that time when they both worked on the night shift and how his arms Had felt warm and loving when he embraced her. Tommy didn't notice the interaction between his wife and Johnny, he was too busy joshing with Simon to notice anything except when Tina slowly saunters down the isle towards the toilet at the back of the bus, his eyes fall briefly on hers before looking down at her plump young figure, Tommy liked them that way and ached to see what she looked like in a Thong covered in the chocolate that he knew very well was at that instance melting in her bag. Simon eyed Gina again and thought about the idea of a threesome with her and Little Willy.

Tommy used to work on the docks, Union has been on strike and he is down on his luck. Gina works the diner all day, she is working for her man, she brings home her pay for love Tommy thinks to himself that a day out is what the pair of them need as he ties the laces on his hand stitched Italian black and white brogues to compliment the navy blue pencil thin pinstriped suit he has just climbed into. The whole ensemble is topped off with a light blue silk shirt and a tie that his mother bought from Primark. He turns around to see Gina in an a- line pencil skirt, fitting the generous cures of her body like a glove, emphasising her legs to a T. she has her favourite silk blouse on from Monsoon with the top button undone to announce her femininity in a most alluring way. Tommy smiles to himself thinking how lucky he is to have Gina, by his side in these times of Financial Turmoil and tells her he is just going to get the Model A Ford out of the garage to drive them both to the meeting point. Gina Smiles back at him and adjusts her hair before applying her favourite lipstick. Later on they both board the bus and head to the back seats where Tommy’s friends Johnny and Simon are sitting, Gina has an intense dislike of Simon, which she can’t quite place a finger on, it could be the way he mentally undresses her every time he looks at her, it could be the fact that he takes every opportunity to press up against her when he comes into the Canteen to get his lunch or then again it could be simply because he is an annoying oink. Putting her loathing aside, Gina squeezes in between Tommy and Johnny, feeling the warmth of Johnny’s leg pressing secretly against hers, the excitement starts to well up in her throat again and she knows today is going to be even more exciting then Tommy thought it would be. A the bus pulls off, Tommy Jokes with Simon “Whooah, were half way there, take my hand and well make it - I swear” Simon looks at him as if the ground has just swallowed him up and stammers “D.d.d.d.don’t take the m.m.m.m.m.m.mickey out of m.m.m.m.m.my Liking for sm.sm.sm.sm.sm.sm.sm.small b.b.b.b.b.boys” Simon was born with a stammer and no matter how many elocution lessons he went on he could never quite shift it, and it always got worse when Tommy was taking the piss out of him. Simon often thought that his stammer was the only reason that Gina was Tommys and not His and he even believed that Gina liked the way he looked at her as it made her turn her head away from him and blush. Oh yes the “trip” was going to be eventful for all of them today.

then I shall ask my Mummy then if I can come, will we be home in time for the Magic Roundabout ?

Where is it going, what time will we be back and do you need a note from my mummy ?

I am just going to bury my head in the sand today and wait for Charities like "Help a London Child" (Capital Radio at Easter) or that ilk that I support Good job that I am planning on staying in with a stack of DVD's and Jack (Bottle off) in an attempt to clear my head from the night before last. Sad but true, I think I am actually getting Charity Fatigue now as there are so many rattling their tins at me (either in the street, on the radio or on TV) ::o

I think I had it last night after 5 pints down the Rye and no food for 20 hours. Either that or I am melting from the inside out. Seriously though, not had it myself, not sure I want to have it as it still carries the stigmata of being something 'fellows who swing the other way' get done and I am not sure the benefits out way the embarrassment of having it performed.

Annaj I heard a similar theorem a few years ago that talks about the risks of older parents having children. It has been the belief that a woman of over 35 has a higher risk of producing a baby with genetic defaults, however the new belief is that it is not the woman but the man that causes the defaults (read Defects in the baby) as a woman is born with all her eggs intact (therefore never produces any new ones and as a result cell division to create new eggs doesn't occur) where as a man produces spermatozoa by cell division, with each new Sperm being grown and created. Therefore the theory went on to state that the older a man is the more chance he has of producing defective sperm and the higher a chance he has of producing damaged offspring. Therefore the scientists who brought this theory up state that an older woman has a higher chance of producing offspring with defects if their partner is also older, however if their partner is younger then the chances decrease and if they are a young woman with an older partner then the chances also increase dramatically. (ergo it is always the males fault not the womans) Not sure if this theory has been verified but it makes sense when you consider the way that humans produce eggs and spermatozoa. (it also makes the younger man fancying granny in Little Britain a bit more palatable) I guess going back to the original question by Mark, then quite possibly yes there will be differences between the children but to see if it is a result of parents age, parents genetics or parents lifestyle then you would need to conduct the experiment with identical twins all they way down the evolutionary path (hmmm, now give me ?100 million and I will start the experiment off)

A damn good question and it reminds me of the question that bugs me Diabetes - Are we ingesting something that has increased the rate of Juvenile Diabetes they leading to drugs companies making tonnes of money from producing Insulin, Needles, pens (Syringes) , blood monitoring equipment (I feel a conspiracy theory coming on), high blood pressure tablets, and so on OR is there in fact a cure for Diabetes that some drugs company knows about but isn't telling because a cure will make less profit then the continuing treatment of the condition ? I guess the same goes for Heart Conditions, Cancer and other medical conditions that we should have answers to but don't.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I admit that I do sometimes feel frustrated when > some people don't make more of an effort to > integrate with the local community, but the same > accusation could be made towards most British > ex-pats (or plenty of Brits at home to be > honest). I have to smile at this comment about "people not making an effort to integrate with the local community" as it reminds me of a 'discussion' i had in a pub many years ago with a member of the NF. He started moaning about all the "foreigners" coming to England and not integrating and not following our culture by bringing theirs with them. I agreed with him and pointed out that it was just like when the British went to China, India, Africa and other countries and how we roughshod over their cultures and way of life to impose imperial rule. Funny thing is he went silent after that. I love the multicultural society we live in, but I don't like to hear negative or positive discrimination as this just highlights a difference between people. At the end of the day, what makes us Great is our ability to absorb other cultures, ideals and ways of life. Lets look at the great food favorite - Curry, and yes I morn the loss of Kennedys too but Food, not just the people, has moved on Kennedys were no longer producing the sort of goods that people want, they failed to move with the times to reinvent their range and suffered as a result. * Rant over * If I was mayor of London (or PM) would I change things, yes I guess I would, I would ensure a fair policy for restricted numbers migration to the UK (to ensure we can cope with any influx), at the same time close all of the back doors in so that we don't have an underclass of illegal Immigrants working for pittance, living in fire hazard rooms and not having a quality of life. I would also ensure we do St Georges day in the same way we do St Patrick's day or Chinese New Year (Proud to be British) and bring in modern routemasters with conductors on ALL routes (Especially the 185).

Just as a question, has anyone actually mentioned the problem to the rider, he/she may not know they are causing a nuisance and may well not realise that they are p@ssing off 90% of East Dulwich, or they may have a blown exhaust that needs repairing and they are stalling it until pay day. Whilst I am not normally tolerant, I would say give them the benefit of the doubt before purchasing piano wire as the red tape involved in a headless rider is huge....:'(

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm guessing neither of you has had your 21st > birthday yet? (tu) I'm 86 you know... us seniors are the worst when it comes to using the internet !!!

So did he get rid of you then Shu ??? You keep on trying to deflect it back onto me which so obviously makes it your problem not mine, still if you want to keep on flaming me then go ahead, I don't mind because you don't matter. Remember a troll is someone who keeps on going off thread or discussion to disrupt a thread, and your posting of Spiderman done only in body paint is a clear cut example of troll like behaviour. Personally I think "Leave it alone" is the best advice I can offer you after that and previous postings. Xena

Try a 185 to Victoria and then change for a 22 or 211 to Fulham Broadway Take a train to Peckham Rye to Victoria then a bus or tube to Fulham Broadway and walk The 211 (if I remember correctly) runs partly down Fulham Road Driving, Vauxhall bridge, then Chelsea Embankment and you are almost there. Depends on what time of day, what day of week to judge quickest and easiest route.

Jamma Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I've heard this twonk. .....In my experience little things that make a lot of noise are rarely a turn on to women. Bugger - better put the baffle back onto my mini

Mr Carnell Please - sex between us (so called) Trolls is messy, loud and takes a while... normally resulting in the female of the species having a dozen or more 'troll-pups' at a time. Ms Sensei would obviously also loose her elf like figure as a result. Do you really think we need to breed so that we can infest more forums with our wit and jovial banter ?