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woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > YES indeedee that it was...............( oh I'm > wasted 'ere ) REALLY at this time of the afternoon, Dear Mr Woof have you been out begging with your Mistress again on London Bridge and drunk Dog Bolter from your bowl again ?

How about a bed for a mouse ?

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mefinks ya need to get out more :p Didn't I know it last night, felt like a caged animal waiting to pounce on a titbit of meat that the keeper threw in, and sadly the EDF became that titbit of meat that I devoured with gusto. Apologies, it started as a couple of posts and when I got to 6 in a row it became amusing to see how many I could acheieve before someone else posted and stoped me. (grand total of 14 in a row at one point) Still it does make me wonder if there is some merit in a competition to see how many posts people can get in a row before someone rains on their parade. Mr TLS - I will ask Mr Wolf to drop some heal and blister cream in shall I ?

candj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Duck tongues - China The Dragons Castle at Elephant and Castle does these as well, I found the Cartilage in them a little crunchy (ask for the alternative menu)

. (too slow with romantic-fantastic)

Mr

Pat

A Little boy is walking down the streets of Dublin, with his hand thrust deep in his pocket and a french stick in the other The local priest comes across him and says "Ah my son, I see you have the staff of life in your hand" to which the boy replies, "that's right father and I have a loaf of bread in the other one"

. Sorry it posted twice

Down Down - get on Down The Quo

Okay I am bored I got twelve posts up in a row, and almost made it a bakers dozen with this one

In English Please Mr Piers

Catcher

This sounds like a great idea, anyone else interested ?

It would be interesting to see if he does live up to this claim, Camberwell does need a solution to all of the traffic that uses it, however the question is will a new tube line ease the traffic or raise a demand for parking so that people can use it ?

Interesting, especially as Southwark claim they have only increased the cost of renting a house by the same amount as last year... I wonder if they consider a garage as a different option, or did they also increase that cost by 25% last year too.

I think the schemes do exist, and the government are trying to move them forward, but from what I have heard the Jobcentre haven't been told about them.

Two Nuns riding down a cobbled path and one says "Oh I haven't Cum this way before" and the other nun says "of course you haven't sister, the main road is shut and we are on a diversion" Two Nuns sitting in a bath and one says "Wears the soap" and the other one says "Right behind you daft woman" A Nun sitting in a bath when the doorbell goes, so she calls out "Who's there?" and a voice replies "It is the Blind man" so she gets out stark Bullock naked and answers the door, where upons the man at the door says "can you give to the RNIB" and rattles his tin.

I think what ever happens, we need to keep the old war mentality going. If Londoners could make it through the Blitz then we can make it through the Brown ;-)

I had a weasel in my house once

I sound like myself thank you very much Mr Woof, gosh this could get confusing for my note scribes - Mr Woof / Mr Wolf I will have to enunciate my vowels very clearly from now on so that I don't confuse the pair of you as the same person.

Raw Worms when I was 3 Apparently I had quite a thing for the little blighters... still at the same time my sibling also ate soap from the bathroom.

I actually agree with Woof too concerning throwing the butts back over... but not the gift through the door. Woof - reminds me of the 'Flaming bag of poo' trick

Dear Mr Wolf May one ask - What the Flaming heck are you talking about ?

My Mortgage goes down by another .5% in May (This change will be applied to my account on the 3rd April, 2 days after the April Payment goes out) Looks like May is going to be a cheaper month for me. but I want it now !!!