'bout now

Never been to the Bishop on a Saturday night then Snorky?

On the 9 month count back Wait for it......... (I can't get no) Satisfaction oh the irony.

Point taken Facing wall, hat in place

" Are we human, or are we dancers" Couldn't give a f&%k

The Tevez situation is very strange and I think it is still down to his ownership. Mike Tyson used to keep siberian tigers as pets, rather extravagant I always thought but Kia Joorabchian keeping Tevez as a pet takes the biscuit. If Tevez was on loan from another club then the deal would have been done by now. Something smells.

Strangers in the Night, 'Ol blue eyes.

What riles me, apart from the blatant freeloading is the petty, penny pinching nature of some of the claims. Was it 87p for a bathplug? FFS you actually bothered to file and claim for that! No point asking you for 10p for a cuppa is there. Truly pathetic and insulting to boot. Can't wait for the disclosure of Tory claims though, probably why they are not making to much a fuss.

To return to topic Real woman Joanna lumley

I suppose we'll never know as he won't be there next season, or will he....?

I think you're bang on the money there Jah, players of Drogba's petulant and selfish persuasion are extremely bad for the morale of any team. On another point though, is Hiddink truly such a great manager? Chelski have achieved exactly the same under Ranieri, more under Morinho and Grant and who know's what under Scolari. I know he hasn't been there long but what is this media led adoration for him?

Dry your eyes- The Streets. Utter utter sh*te

Quids, yes indeed, fully paid up member of the delusional club! And on the punt side of things, the Hammers are currently 5-1 to beat Liverpool on saturday, I might, just might........

6 cans of Stella, always makes me angry.

The mess we're in- PJ Harvey and Thom Yorke.

Sorry, No brainer punt=Oxymoron, damn you booze!

Well have you ever found a deal that screams "buy me", "yes yes yes" Mine was 2005 ashes tickets. My Business partner had been looking out for Ashes tickets, around January time. The only ones he found were being sold by Surrey CC for the last day at the oval, the end of the series, for a tenner each. We mulled and thought it through, if it was all over we would be refunded our money. If it was a "dead rubber", we could round up various nephews, God children and take them to see Shane Warne, Gilchrist, Mcgrath, et al, a great day out. OR we would get to see the deciding days play. Well we know what happened and I got Very,very,very drunk (and offered ?500.00 each for my 6 tickets). What was yours? P.S In the haze I seem to remember the Hammers beat Villa 4-0 that evening- happy dayz

Just cycled behind a new shiny no. 40, sadly it was being towed!

Keane- Bedshaped, coffin shaped if I had me way. Actually Keane fullstop

Dave Gilmour once bought me a pint, I did reciprocate. I have had a slash next to Ewan Macgregor and saw his knob. Nowt special!

Reminds me of my youngest daughter when on holiday in france. She was already entering her "psycho" two year old stage when she lost her little scrap of cloth that was permanently pressed against her nose whilst thumb sucking. Cue 11 days of misery on a campsite, when a restaurant owner arrived asking of our whereabouts. He'd found this scrap (about 4" sq) and driven 4 miles to return it to us, couldn't and still can't believe it. Angst over! How fluffy is that?

Just to clarify Jade had more than one pap smear, starting in her teens. At one point, she was even treated for precancerous changes of the cervix. And went on to have more follow up smears after that. But when those follow up smears showed a recurrence of abnormal cells, Jade ignored letters that were sent to her advising her to come in for follow up and treatment. Why? Because she was scared.. "They had sent a letter to me ages ago, telling that I needed to go in for an operation, but I had been too scared to do anything about it,? Goody confessed. So Jade put the whole thing out of her mind and pretended it never happened. Until repeated episodes of pain and hemorrhage became symptoms she could no longer ignore. But by then, the tumor had spread beyond the cervix to her uterus. And while a radical hysterectomy and chemotherapy staved the cancer off for awhile, it returned this past month with a vengeance. And now Jane Goody is going to die.

Yep. Sue sue and sue again. After all it's not up to us to look after our own health is it, it's someone else's problem.

De cecco's spaghetti, Caramel chew chew, Manx kippers (you couldn't be more right ST), pistachio nuts.

Bono

As the legendary Bill Hicks said http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDW_Hj2K0wo