Brendan

Is that the guy from the Ulster Cycles or the final battle in the jacobite uprising?

Can you put vodka in chicken soup? There really aren't enough warm, meat based, alcoholic drinks around.

No of course not. I love dogs. I just an end to the thousands upon thousands of unwanted animals who pay the price with their lives so that we can have a pooch to throw a ball for in the park.

Course not. Common as muck I am. I only use two of the barrels in my surname for day to day business.

I blame February. It's a shit month. Pisses people off. Not for vegetable soup you understand which is a possible remedy.

Lady, are you calling me common?

That?s what happens when people don?t train their dogs properly.

I doubt it. There are so many unwanted dogs out there. For every cute, happy pup there are many sad tragedies of abandoned unwanted ones. We just block out the thought of dogs homes and pounds because it?s too sad. Compulsory neutering can only be a good thing.

Alright hen in Scotland.

*refuses to use asterisk, action indicator things*

Well if nobody else has I will.

True and that is perhaps part of the reason why England has had a number of Norman kings but curiously it has never had a King Norman.

The word water comes from the Old English and Germanic root wat/was and previously the Proto-Indo-European word for the liquid which has killed millions upon millions in human history not to mention left un-healable scars on our racial memory through events like the Black Sea Deluge which destroyed the lives of hard working families. Those of us who are aware of the sensitivity of these issues and the possible offence that could be caused by the use of such outdated language now prefer to call it sand. Or Norman.

Me too, I?ve always wanted to wear a banana-hammock whilst in black and white.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Perhaps with an optional 5 > point bonus if she 'looks dirty'. How would one quantify that particular quality? Would it be that the lady in question has that certain, slightly unhinged yet sexually confident air to her personality or that she has iron bru down her tracksuit? Or both?

You seem disturbingly au fait with the specifics of the incident Jah.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am blind and have a braille keyboard. Well it?s like the gym manager said that time, ?If you?re blind how did you find your way into the ladies? change rooms in the first place??

How much we talking? I?m open to consider having been locked in a portaloo for the right price.

Only if you dye your hair and get an earring. ?and a spray tan.

And grow a ponytail. But only if you?re balding on top.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Still, having read this thread all > the way through I'd like the time it took out of > my life back please. You and me both Jah. Although it is worth mentioning that Mockney has been contributing in a selfless and positive way to the forum since its inception and has done much more than any of us to make it the pleasant environment which attracted people here in the first place.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm a Mod and so's my wife. He's right you know... http://www.janettebeckman.com/info/history/assets/full/mods.jpg

Or Tonka toys at teatime?

Handbags at noon?

So, as I have no official responsibilities with regards to the forum is it acceptable for me to rip someone a new one on behalf of a personal friend?