Brendan

Yes, spots have been spotted, as it were. Just this morning I ate my curry and eggs with a spotted spoon.

Is Cath kidson the reason my kitchen has of late become filled with with flowers and birds and shit like that?

Isn't that just teenagers?

The way he speaks is so "telly over the fireplace" that it is surely satire. Isn't it?

I know. I saw your posts.

Remember 2009. Back then we used to have proper "the forum isn't what it used to be' posts. I put it all down to me (and my massive ego) leaving the area.

On balance I think the South Africans are pretty happy Kevin Pietersen didn't end up a Protea.

I didn't do the cricket though. At least I don't think I did.

I never wanted to leave ED but alas circumstance forced my hand. My family has however settled in really nicely out here. Me, well I ride a skateboard to work, do yoga and think comic books are an art form. What in the name of all the gods am I doing in Surrey? I am pretty good at drinking wine and speaking to people about their jobs in venues as monochrome as the audis parked outside. It is afterall a professional necessity. But fuck me if I'm not getting sick of doing it for 'fun'.

I have heard that it is possible to make a mixture of vegetable glycerol, distilled water and hemp oil to fill the devices with.

I emigrated from London to England a few years ago. I check in randomly from time to time.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whilst I am not sure about Bromley, I agree > completley with Loiusa about the tube...would > spoil SE22 and I don't give a Foook about my house > price. Another transient suburb full of SAFFAS and > Aussies...nooo thanks. I do like the less > transient saffas and aussies we have now to be > clear ; ) Xenophobe

James Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not everyone in Bromley is a swivel-eyed loony > rightwing nutter. Yes they are.

What DJKQ said. Read Love and Rockets. There aren't any rockets but its really worthwhile nevertheless.

A boozer is a pub even though it has a bar whereas a bar is a bar even though it sells booze. Furthermore a restaurant is not a pub just because it has a bar but a pub may have a restaurant and a bar. Whether it becomes a boozer after a certain time at night is entirely up to the landlord and no business of mine. It?s a tradition. Or an old charter. Or something. As is steeling running gags from Brentonian authors but I doubt anyone will get it so you?re in the clear there kid.

Is it true that if I don't grow a moustache every November my knob will fall off?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Herne the Hunter, EP Not heard it. Is it any good?

Stop arsing about.

As father Christmas is the evolutionary outcome of the germanic woden and there are arguably more people on this planet who genuinely believe in him than the god of Abraham should he not feature a bit more in this discussion?

Religion is not dependent on God for its existence. Well at least not on the God who seems to be the subject of this particularly scintillating little window into the conceptual depths of the opinions held by those who feel the need to share. That is I assume we are talking about God, The One True aka Jehovah, Allah a la church and vicars and shit like that? His Omnipotent Vengefulness who was first thought up in ancient Egypt and after millennia of their selfless worship finally revealed himself to his chosen people via the medium of FOX on 8 October 1992?* That guy? I?m pretty sure there are lots of religions that exist without His input. Of course the followers of said religions would not exist if Lord Glorious Bollocks of Jerusalem had not created them in his image and granted them free will. The ungrateful pagans. *The Simpsons, Season 4, Episode 3, ?Homer the Heretic?

Posted from East Dulwich, a suburb in West London.

I?ve just ripped it out of the paper back and stuck it to my monitor. ?m old school me.

When is someone going to paste the passage a few pages into Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

So they aren't a sea-food take-out chain?

I like eggs.