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Brendan

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  1. In the words of Floyd, ?Don?t you be condescending me man.?
  2. So having a genetic makeup that is half Irish and half Afrikaans I suppose I am genetically programmed for bar work and scrapping. Pity I?m a lazy pacifist. Well not completely. ?Yeah wotcha gonna do about it? Eh!?
  3. Fight?
  4. A combinationist.
  5. Your comment is both racist and size-ist.
  6. I was going more down the lines of a David Attenborough commentary lasting an entire Sunday afternoon.
  7. White pepper is underated in my opinion.
  8. Taxi drivers who need a satnav. That's like a barman who needs a recipe for a pint of beer.
  9. Hey! Who do you think you?re calling ethical?
  10. No point really. We all know it?s The Vale but we?re going to vote for Stab and Wine to up our street cred innit.
  11. You are right there Mockney. The SaffriKiwiStralian bar staff you used to get a few years back were generally pretty good. What happened to them? I know I should probably know this but I don?t as I?m a bit disconnected (in general not just from home).
  12. You can always pick a fight with the barman. It doesn?t get you served any quicker but it can be quite fun.
  13. candj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is my understanding that tortoises also are > natural predators of slugs A tortoise chasing a slug. That could make for the world?s longest wildlife documentary.
  14. In the words of Plato, ?You sir, are talking rubbish.?
  15. I went to Nunhead on the weekend. Did you know they have pubs there? Streetlamps too.
  16. How about a biological solution? We can introduce a natural predator. How about these? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parktown_prawn
  17. Pity as in a bar or pub post-mix coke is normally the product with the biggest profit margin.
  18. I think they're just trying to piss us off.
  19. Nah. Red poppies are the tradition. Why detract from the original imagery. Why can't red poppies symbolise a pacifist agenda regardless of which charity they support? And surely anybody who as the consequence of war needs charitable support would like to see an end to aggressive military policy.
  20. Apparently my grandfather used to take cocaine. For his ?fatigue?
  21. Was Babe that feature length pork chops advert? I once saw a film about a band that all had the same surname. I think their names were Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee and Po.
  22. And so I says to them like, ?It wasn?t me what brought up mirkins in the first place.?
  23. I think they should outlaw mortgages and people should only be allowed to buy a house with the amount of money they can get from the hole-in-the-wall to the estate agents without getting mugged. The size of your house will then be determined by the size of your pockets and the size of the stick you are carrying.
  24. Stay on topic please.
  25. My first car was a 15 year old Datsun Pulsar (here's a pic) Well it was 15 years old 15 years ago. I loved that car. It made a beeping sound when you put it in reverse. Mine was rusty/gold just like in the picture but it had a red D for Datsun on the wheel trims. I sold it to my mechanic and he put fur on the dashboard and tinted the windows. He also never gave me back the Metalica tape that was in the radio.
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