Brendan

Morning all. Well the weather seems to be holding for now with the match due to start in 15 minutes. England are on a winning streak but South Africa haven?t lost a test match on this ground since they stopped being a bunch of dirty racists and were let back into international cricket. South Africa are clear favourites with Smith, Kallis, Pietersen, Prince and Strauss all likely to get runs in this series. Their bowling is also strong although perhaps insane with the village idiot as first change: http://images.tvnz.co.nz/tvnz_images/sport/cricket_world_cup/Photogallery/Photogallery4/andre_nel_tongue_gal.jpg Using a similar tactic England has sought the help of a bearded lady. http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/images/2007/07/31/cricket_01_353x470.jpg

the only person north of Morroco who can point out Benin on a map. Makes you think hmm.....

Did you also spot these guys outside the Bish on Friday then? http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GreasePic1.jpg Apparently they?ve been making a terrible noise and keeping people awake.

I think sometimes she intentionally goes to far just to rile folk up. Which has a certain merit to it.

I see what you guys are saying but perhaps ease off a bit. Wouldn't want it to end up all, in here.

Near as the men in white coats can figure, certain carbon-based molecules, when arranged in a certain way, spontaneously self replicated. This self replication takes energy and subsequently organisms have grown around these molecules in order to gather energy. The organisms compete for different energy sources. Some of them cooperate in order to better exploit resources and complex life is formed. Because of this ongoing process of competition and cooperation life tends towards complexity until one day sentient, mobile, pools of water filled with billions of madly self-replicating carbon based molecules think up words like existential and crisis and wonder why they bother to reproduce. Well it?s because: Near as the men in white coats can figure, certain carbon-based molecules, when arranged in a certain way, spontaneously self-replicate. There are of course other theories, mostly propagated by men in dresses. They make just about as much sense but can be more entertaining.

Wife?s out of town this weekend so I would be happy to help out on Saturday. "spin some records, make tea, sell stuff, play my guitar very badly" as Jah said. It will keep me out of the pub. Will I have to wake up early? I?m not very good at that.

Please don?t. Cleaner air, more privacy, a habitat for wildlife and a bit of natural beauty in amongst all the urban ugliness far outweigh the cons.

Heath Ledger as the Joker.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So is it okay to bowl a bouncer at a 10 year old? How else are they going to learn how to play a hook shot?

lol. That's called getting sledged by a 10 year old Keef.

I like kids. Having once been one myself I tend to identify with them more so than with adults who I am still trying to get used to.

Oi leave it out Josephine.

Ms B Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It was probably delivered in idle ignorance and > could even (if he was vain and thick) have been > intended as a kind of compliment. No one?s that clueless. I?d say he's an arrogant prat who gets his kicks from being insulting and if he didn?t have the the chance to be racist as he did in this instance he would have looked for some other insulting comment to get his kicks from.

And privilege is entrenched through and unfair education system making it more difficult to rise out of poverty.

Am I the only person who thinks that the benefit/housing system is a kind of oppression?

Not stereotyping, just an observation.

Yeah. Personal preference is not really the issue here. This guy was just being mean spirited in a racist kind of way. He knew that comment would offend and probably got a kick out of saying it. There?s a name for people like that, cunts. They make up a frighteningly high percentage of our society and their population seems to get more concentrated the closer you get to the Square Mile.

Although, you weren't dunking them were you Moos? Cookies dunked in Baileys however...

Chocolate and nuts both go with wine. I wouldn't really have any objection to the ants eggs or the sheeps head. the rest of those are either just wrong or plain dangerous.

Beehold

I feel your pain Jah. All I can say is, fucking cunts over fucking here at fucking work always fucking fucking with my fucking shit and it's a fucking right fucking cunt of a fucking pain in the fucking arse

Those cookies are the best idea I?ve seen all day and I?ve just come from a very interesting seminar on new engineering innovations. I mean power generating sidewalks and self contained ecosystems within skyscrapers are all well and good but bacon cookies! Just the thought of them makes me want to clap my hands and do a little dance.

This whole problem can be summed up in one simple personal philosophy: Don?t be a dick. If someone else insists on being a dick, smack them in the head.

Obsessive