Brendan

eek! She's behind you. Carry On, pantomime, both good metaphors. The only fours we'll be seeing from the cast I should think.

Will someone with some time on their hands quantify the inversely proportional relationship between incidents of teenage violence and incidents of teenagers receiving good old smacks about the ear-hole for being mouthy little gobshites.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > (not that I am English). Ahhh. It?s not as much fun slaggin off the English Cricket team to someone who isn?t English.

Always did where I came from. Anyway I don't know why you brought up Sid James he wasn't as talented as Graeme Smith in the chin department which may or may not have helped when playing an Englishman. But that is neither here nor there. Although incidentaly Sid James died after collapsing on stage in Sunderland which is where Lewis Carroll was from. Lewis Carroll did not play cricket and wasn?t South African but he did have a chin albeit a rather unremarkable one. And I now cannot mention him without getting that dammed Jamelia song stuck in my head but that probably makes less sense to me than it does to you. Sid James now haunts the Sunderland Empire and another South African is playing the lead role in the first instalment of Ingerland?s summer of Carry On Cricket starting next week with Carry On Up The MCC. Staring Kevin Peitersen as the plucky cockney with the Broad, Sidebottom sisters supporting.

There you go making with the innuendo again. I know your cricket is bordering on comedy but do you poms have to turn everything into an Carry On film. Sid James was also South African incidentally.

Was that innuendo or a joke about iconic British motorcar manufacturers that have to be administered by German companies in order to turn a profit?

Hopefully the South African leadership will stop the English team from taking their ball away and locking themselves in the dressing room until our nasty fast bowlers go away or promise to play nice. Anyway sorry about the silly buggers on your thread Hosebox (I think we've got one somewhere for sledging) Best of luck in France.

?ay tell about it. Must be something going ?round at the moment. I woke up feeling horrible this morning; dehydrated, dodgy tummy, red eyes, lethargy, generally muckiness. And considering the headache I have I?m pretty sure my wife hit me in the head with a hammer last night while I was sleeping.

Is this a sign that the English have given up on ever beating anyone again at one of their own sports so now they?re having a bash at ones invented in other nations?

Underground, Overground, Wombling Free The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we Making good use of the things that we find Things that the everyday folks leave behind

life oh life oh li-i-ife oh life do di do do doo I'm afraid of the dark 'specialy in apark something else that rhymes with dark Lewis Carrol thought up the snark Quite possibly while walking in a park Perhaps in Oxford or possibly his home town of Sunderland where he was from and where he gained inspiration for many of the scenes and characters for his nonsense poems and of course that wonderful testament to the anarchy of the human imagination which is Alice in Wonderland (more correctly Alice?s Adventures in Wonderland) Anyway the only way I think I?m going to get rid of this is by singing the first few lines of It?s Not Unusual but I don?t know if I have the strength to go through the whole of today with that stuck in my head instead.

Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > we will deal with them as we see fit. > This may involve setting the winged monkeys on > them. The Winged Monkeys being a street gang in the style of the now legendary T-birds made up of East Dulwich's armchair intelligencia. Who will no doubt engage them in lively, yet politically correct debate and perhaps offer to buy them a subscription to the Guardian.

Moos. Try this place Trust me.

I work around there. There are a few decent boozers in the area. If you fancy a Sam Smiths pub there is the Cardinal(one of my favourites) behind Westminster Cathedral. If you want a ?new style? gastro type place try the Phoenixor perhaps the Old Monk on Strutton Ground. Otherwise for traditional pubs the Buckingham and the 2 Chairmen (my other favourite) are good as is Speaker?s Corner (but it can be difficult to get a seat in here). Down towards channel 4 there is the White Horse and Bower which is good. Next door are the Barley Mowand the Marquis of Granby, both are ok and way better and the Adam and Eve or the Feathers (which is the one on Broadway which has been mentioned and is dire but amusing in a drunken office workers trying to be cool and losing their dignity kind of way) Otherwise do what we do and head to Belgravia for the evening. It has a much better selection of pubs and is wonderfully free of pissed up civil servants.

Fucking hell! I grew up In a society where guns and gun ownership were common but if you pulled a stunt like that you would get expelled and quite possibly go to jail. Double detention

Say what you may about different cultures if people have a decent standard of living, living conditions that afford some human dignity and a feeling that they have opportunities to do something with their lives they tend to not kill each other so much. Not that we should discount cultural differences or pretend they don?t exists. It is just that they aren?t as important as a decent house, a bit of money in the bank and a feeling that your life means something.

Yeah perspective is what we need. People get stabbed all the time. Just ignore it it?s not a problem. Bloody hell, next thing people will be worrying about stupid things like our children?s future if we don?t educate them properly or what?s going to happen when the oil runs out.

fucking cocktitting link wont dicking work!

Was a good match 2 days ago, although it would have been more encouraging if he hadn't nearly lost. Lets hope it comes together for him today. Trust me I know what I'm talking about.

You guys are all so right. How can someone possibly think that they will experience less crime if they move to an area with a lower crime rate?

I would say mid afternoon sometime? No need to rush about on the weekends is there. The last pub only closes at 12am so we'll have plenty of time.

Well that?s yours and Tony?s business. ;-) He?s ?stralian now anyway.

Somone said that they don't have sky at the CPT at the moment though? Is this correct?

They?ll soon be on the streets

Or someone called Let who (a bit like the menu in a curry house) does not specify, ?beef? but rather leaves the choice of meat up to the customer. ;-)