Brendan

Oh, that?s a ?bat? innit?

How do you flick a golf club? And by club do you mean the membership as a body or the grounds?

Word!

Communist! Don?t you know that government stands directly in the way of rampant personal gain at the expense of others. How can we expect to move forward if we don?t let those who are financially able to exploit the rest of society?

Why would one wash a packing crate with coke?

That's, Fucking Surrey!

Molly Ringwald.

Estate agents should not be allowed to use adjectives. They clearly aren?t qualified.

Trod in my poo Steve has.

I can?t make it. I?m moving to fucking Surrey that weekend.

Well I know that LTR is Lord of the Rings but I'm at at a loss over PDQ. In trying to contextualise it I?ve come up with Pre-Drinks Qualifying.

I actually have mentioned it on mine before just to prove that I wasn't in gaol for those 2 years that went otherwise unaccounted for.

And a very impressive shirt there Mr Papadopoulos.

Well I am. Bloody kids don?t know they?re born these days.

"Somewhere along the line I knew there'd be girls, visions, everything; somewhere along the line the pearl would be handed to me."

This whole business is a bit weird. What happened to just saving up some cash from your crap job and getting on a plane? That?s what we did in SA. It wasn?t a ?thing? it didn?t even have a name it was just what people who fancied seeing the world a bit did. You were expected to be robust enough to make your own way and earn your own way too. Otherwise it?s just a holiday. Not travelling. Although that hasn?t stopped quite a few people I know back home who work in tourism from cashing in by providing cushy ?roughing it? holidays for rich youngsters from Britain. Not sure how dicking about with a rucksack on your back for a year has become something that you put on a CV though. *I don?t know it may have changed now. I?m not sure what sort of namby-pamby nonsense the bloody kids get up to these days

LTRs? PDQ? Fuck me even the dating game is a maze of incomprehensible TLAs.

Word! Can I do it on a skateboard this year? All that running last time made me a bit puffed.

To be sure.

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yeah, that's the fella. Not sure meself. The first one is Indian and the second is African but I?m pretty sure Sean is Irish. Anyone have a picture of an Irish elephant?

A vegitarian, bodybuilding elf?

They?re always a good night. Can?t remember one that hasn?t been. I only go once every 3 months or so but I always enjoy them. I would highly recommend going if you haven?t been before and are thinking about it. It?s nice to get to know the people you share your suburb with. Can?t make this one though. I have an appointment with some retro Chinese and a pregnant lady.

Sling? Our mum used to tie us to her back with a beach towel. Is that the sort of thing you?re getting at? Wouldn?t a rucksack of sorts be easier?

Prams right? We're talking prams here are we? I thought Maclaren made sports cars.

Perhaps, but I got better and grew into a disturbing adult.