Muley

The Door To This House Remains Open- Super Furry Animals

Moondance- Van 'Grumpy Sod' Morrison

Let The Wolf Howl At The Moon- Super Furry Animals

On A Roll- Super Furry Animals

The bikesheds- to go round the back of (for getting up to general naughtiness!)

Gonna Make You A Star- David Essex

So no point applying for a job as a piano player then?

So is the Quiet Room just a dodgy DIY extension that doesn't have planning permission?

Bit daft though, aren't they. Edited 'cos the signature didn't appear

Bounces up to MP on orange 70's retro space-hopper and makes a grab for his haggis. At the last minute hits a discarded broken gin bottle on the floor and punctures space-hopper, missing the haggis. Feels deflated.

And while you're down that way TLS, can I recommend my fave Palestinian cheese shop- 'Cheeses of Nazareth'

Mah Na Mah Na Doo Doo DooDooDoo Mah Na Mah Nah Doo Doo DooDoo... Now there's a song Portishead should have covered.

What? Definitely

Do you 'ave a leesonce for zat minkey?

That's as maybe, but loose lips sink ships, many a mickle makes a mockle, and if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. Or something.

Naked In The Rain- Blue Pearl

Is it me, or has TLS been posting coded messages lately?

I tried DM, really I did, but you see what I'm up against...

Leaves assortment of drinks on bar- chilled vintage champagne, bottle of gin, chilled six-pack of Special Brew- with note "For DM ONLY"

Hello DM, just read your reply now (posted just before I left for the weekend). Very you? Well, very much the 'Dulwichmum' character certainly, a creation no doubt informed by your personal observation (obviously including the school gate bitchery!). I wouldn't know how much of the creator goes into the character. My point was that while many on the EDF enjoy and willingly engage with DM, the whole Crocs thread was different- you actively sought out a couple of forumites in a hitherto light-hearted thread (one in particular) and made a point of being particularly rude to them- 'spoiling for a joust' as you called it. Not everyone creates an online persona, or is familiar with yours, so your remarks made 'in character' could easily cause offense. That said, it seems your opponent on the thread is now giving as good as she gets and seems to be enjoying herself! Anyway, lets not fall out- I shall be leaving a little something on the bar in the Quiet room as a goodwill gesture!

And offer your thoughts you did, DM. Just wondered why you went on from there to offer insult and condescention (not to mention unpleasant speculation as to another forumite's circumstances and values) just because she disagreed with you over shoes. Entertaining as the 'Dulwichmum' persona is, you were using it to rather acid effect, wouldn't you say?

And could 'The Chair' be known as 'The Rack'?

And the Lounge is a better place for it TM.

????- 'Cheap at twice the price' Ted Max- 'From the first class mind of...' The Chair- 'Oh Behave!' Admin- 'Back on topic NOW, yer little fecker, yer' Honaloochie- 'Rollin' away the stone since 19__' Dulwichmum- 'Smirks/bats eyelids/stamps foot, etc. etc. etc.'

Help Me- Joni Mitchell