Muley

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Ah, go on...

Well, not my pants, that would be a bit too guilty, but you know what I mean...

Seeing as Quids was just pipped to the Century on the 'Emily Wotsits Legs' thread, and as this one's ripening nicely, wouldn't it be nice to bump it up with a few lunchtime posts so that the man can nip in at the right moment and take his pleasure? Invent something if you like...like pulling the wings off flies while wearing my pants on your head... Go on, make his day...

She shoots, she scores!!

Somewhere a mouse is twitching in anticipation...

Ooh look, it's coming up for the big one...

But at the other end of the scale...Sian Lloyd!

OK, OK... Moos would kick your arse gracefully Ted Max would hand you your arse on a plate BBW would bite you in the arse David Carnell would advise you on where to get your arse well tailored Honaloochie would make you laugh your arse off Annaj and BN5 would cure your arse of all ills Etc, etc.

I didn't say Moos wouldn't kick your arse should the need arise, just that she'd do it calmly and gracefully!

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Which is a shame, as you make a point more > reasonably than most! I would second that Keef, and add that both Moos and Annaj are among the few forumites whose posts I always read regardless of the topic, because of their ability to bring a calm and insightful perspective to the debate, and often to defuse aggressiveness rather than cause it (which is a breath of fresh air at times).

What Ratty said- we also saw your Dad and Jed out a couple of times and he always smiled at my four year old, who was fascinated by Jed. Very sad news. Wish your Dad well.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I agree, Daizie. Any woman that would prefer to > see other women being selected for their jobs > based on their qualifications rather than their > tits clearly just needs a good seeing-to. Well > said. But Moos, surely for any woman going for a job as a 'Page 3 stunna' that's just confusing... (though I suspect most 'Page 3 stunnas' would even find tying their shoelaces confusing).

Actually, best to keep the socks on as the fungal toenail infection hasn't cleared up yet.

180. Centimeters. In my socks. Same as out of my socks.

Never mind your British Summer Time and Greenwich Mean Time, it's not over 'till Honaloochie puts away the green tweed Vans of summer and dons the dark hat of winter. Now go and poetrify that, yer big rhyming jessies, yer...

Why Can't We Be Friends- War

Just keep 'em away from the hoes... Have you considered experimenting with facial hair as part of the look, Mr P?

The Commitments Blues Brothers Cinema Paradiso High Wind In Jamaica Before Sunrise The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (to my eternal shame!)

Let Me Go- Heaven 17

Ice Hockey Hair- Super Furry Animals

Ahh, cunning. And I bet you don't even openly stroke your pussy any more, eh? (a Bond villain reference, obviously. What're you like...)

As is entirely fitting for the Chief Bhuna of the Golden Naga. You'll be the Belle of the Ball on EDF curry nights with one of them. Honaloochie, you given up on that Evil Genius lark? Green tweed Vans hardly seem to be appropriate footwear when striving for world domination, no?

Oh. Well, that's me told then.

Woof, you flea-ridden mutt! I may have many faults, but originality certainly isn't one of them- I heard it on Danny Baker years ago