Muley

Ghost Riders In The Sky- Pinky & Perky First record I ever had, that was...

Good point HB, the thought of Clarkson eating volauvents does conjures up images of a whale filtering plankton through its gaping maw

I'd say the second could be seen as child abuse. The first might suggest another one is on the way!

I'll see your 'Eh?' and raise you a 'Meh!'

AA Gill is indeed a skilfull and entertaining writer and this reviewer is an arse, but personally I applaude the substitution of 'The Blonde' for 'Nina the kayaking ballerina' Anyway, isn't AA Gill best mates with Clarkson...(spits in disgust)

Riding in to work t'other day another cyclist sparked one up on the Walworth Road, in the rush hour, just before negotiating the Elephant & Castle roundabouts. Seemed a bit mental to me. (Just saying, not actually suggesting it as a stag party activity).

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was a liquorice allsort in an amateur production > of the Nutcracker aged 5, and I recently went > white-water rafting and didn't fall out. Does > that count? Doing the Hokey Cokey and splashing in a puddle in wellies would count Moos. Disappointing that by the age of 5 you weren't a professional liquorice allsort, though. Did your school reports used to say something like 'shows promise but must apply herself more', hmm?

Fair enough. Strap the corset on the kayaking ballerina and buy me a few beers, and I'll write you a review of the restaurant of your choice (of monumental uselessness). You're paying.

Fish Eyes.

I admit it's a niche, Jah... Nah, get a few more down your neck, you'll change your mind by closing time!

Am I alone in finding kayaking ballerinas with pumped up arms and healthy appetites quite, erm, erotic?

Followed by another BBW classic, from the same thread- Good work!

In a microwave

Wannabee- Spice Girls

'101' was a possibility, it just seemed a little... I dunno, derivative?

Quids? Drowning his sorrows after missing out on a 100th posting twice in one day?

As the man would say... "Bollox"!

Over to you Quids...

Set?

Ready?

Come on Quidsy, start limbering up...

Although fuck knows what you were on about...

Thank you Brendan, there is some goodness in the world after all

It's almost like you don't care about Quids...

What's the matter with you people, have you no heart?