Muley

Thinks... "maybe Lenk had it right all along. Soddin' kids..."

It's Not The End Of The World?- Super Furry Animals

"Of course this isn't your scooter, it's mine. In point of fact this particular one happens to be the original, the prototype invented and hand crafted by my Swiss great-grandfather Karl-Heinz Engelbert Von Microschuuter back in 1877. Made the family fortune, it did; of course, we Anglicised the family name to Microscooter later, when we fled here from the largely forgotten Swiss Marxist revolution of 1904. No choice, y'see- back then anything other than rollerskates was considered dangerously counter-revolutionary y'know, up against the wall and shoot 'em, what?. Anyway, the Quiet room is for members only- kindly leave, and take your mewling offspring with you. Bloody cheek..."

AND then they expect you to sort the foil from the paper wrapper and put them in the appropriate recycling bins

Shh, keep the noise down you two! *Shoots through Quiet room on a pink plastic microscooter, leaving a small, sobbing child behind in the distance*

Ours demand 70% cocoa solids, organic, fair-trade, or they get all huffy

But the Robert Wyatt version was better. It was all about the Falklands, y'know. Oh, hang on a mo...

Get a good old-fashioned mouse trap and bait it with chocolate- mice love chocolate, and chocolate raisins are particularly effective. PGC, sounds like you've got one foot on the slippery slope to Lenk-dom!

No Sympathy- Super Furry Animals

Pah- Babylon by 185 bus! Anyhow, your adjudication in the Song Game is required- can you straighten us out & get us flying right?

To paraphrase the Pythons "He's not godlike, he's a very naughty boy". And now it appears he's an evil genius... 'Triangle Dub' by the Mean Triangles, my arse!

Keef, you're just saying that 'cos Honaloochie is making you think that with his evil genius-type mind control brain manipulation powers, in order to advance his plans for world domination and, er, evil and stuff... You must fight back by fashioning a protective helmet out of tin foil and wearing it at all times. Happy birthday, by the way!

Bit of cross posting going on, but as immaterial clocks in first at 12.58: Suspect Device- Stiff Little Fingers

Alternate Route To Vulcan Street- Super Furry Animals

Bass Tuned To D.E.A.D.- Super Furry Animals

I've got a spare white persian cat, if you like- they seem to be standard issue for evil geniuses (for stroking when confronting their nemesises) Is nemesises the plural of nemesis? Or should it be nemesii?

Sleep To Dream- Fiona Apple

You Love Us- Manic Street Preachers Just to keep the Welsh theme going!

Ysbeidiau Heulog- Super Furry Animals

Where Do You Wanna Go?- Super Furry Animals

You'll have to go more up-market for your bottom related puns- R.Soles shoe shop on the Kings Road

If You Don't Want Me To Destroy You- Super Furry Animals

Dub Be Good To Me- Beats International

Sidewalk Serfer Girl- Super Furry Animals

101 B*llocks!