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I got this....http://www.pertwood.co.uk/new_packaging/pertwood_organic_farm_Muesli_Fruit_and_Seeds_pack.jpgvery healthy, good for the heart... blah blah..


But really on a (tick box )


☐ rainy day like today


☐ wasted hangover


☐ morning after the night before


☐ who gives a damn anyway, with headboard hair day



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3380/3417591523_847e13a48f.jpg All I want is you baby.....


..with your hot butter & dirty brown sauce dribbling down my chin, me licking you until I'm sated


I just want you......



W**F?



* lays down in a darkened room *

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Woof, if that's what you consider dirty, I'm disappointed and pity your poor bored wife... I had you pegged as considerably more sybaritic than you are currently showing yourself.


For a properly dirty breakfast, there's nothing better than last night's curry eaten cold from the foil container in front of James Martin.

RosieH Wrote:

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> Woof, if that's what you consider dirty, I'm

> disappointed and pity your poor bored wife... I

> had you pegged as considerably more sybaritic than

> you are currently showing yourself.

>

> For a properly dirty breakfast, there's nothing

> better than last night's curry eaten cold from the

> foil container in front of James Martin.


Or better yet a cold half of a 16 inch pizza, it not just gives you the chance to get in front of James Martin, but the opportunity to elbow the bugger back as he tries to get his fat sausagey fingers on your food badness.

david_carnell Wrote:

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> And you thought Woof was disppointing.


d_c - didn't I mention that James Martin would be doing a naked fan dance over the prone form of Greg I'm-a-twat Wallace whom gimp-suited dwarves are flagellating to within an inch of his life?


Cold curry tastes best like that.

Ohh....



Ha....!


The opening post was (of course ) a lure for "dirty food gutter sluts"


* come my sweets , come *


So yes, I love cold curry by the magnum & a full English sandwich


BUT I know someone must awaken to a cold stiffened kebab & not think twice about snaffling it in bed


All washed down with a mug of tea or a cold beer/ marlborough red tab



Come on out , I know who you are



*taps screen from inside*



" Yes......YOU 'fess up now "



W**FTM



*dreams of a one pan wonder*

Well...


True Rosie but, I ommited the fact that this was to be bought to me by LadyW**F ,herself towed by a pair of trained & tamed ( but ever so jumpy ) lion maned monkeys


To be fed to me with six foot long chopstix, while I (as usual) luxuriated in a bath of 1964 Dom Perignon


Filthy slag gutter food aside, standards must be maintained you know



*opens mouth lke a baby bird*



W**F

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> BUT I know someone must awaken to a cold stiffened

> kebab & not think twice about snaffling it in bed


I woke up naked in bed at 5am on Friday with all the lights on and contacts still in next to an unopened bag of beef Monster Munch (actually under the covers with me). Does that count at all?


Of course, I was going to dunk them in my Moro mojo...

All .....


..roads lead to "mojo" Rosie...


A little congested with school holiday traffic last week but the "chit" is in


Anyway enough cypher, were the said MM pickled onion flav..?



If so move one rung down the ladder toward the "pitta of doom"



(I'll meet you at the bottom)



"What a girl eh"



W**F

RosieH Wrote:

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> I woke up naked in bed at 5am on Friday with all

> the lights on and contacts still in next to an

> unopened bag of beef Monster Munch (actually under

> the covers with me). Does that count at all?


xxxxxxx


Thank God, I thought it was just me :))

RosieH Wrote:

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> I woke up naked in bed at 5am on Friday with all

> the lights on and contacts still in next to an

> unopened bag of beef Monster Munch (actually under

> the covers with me). Does that count at all?

__________________________________________________________________


Hmmm....




"beef Monster Munch"



Sorry but It's curtains for you Rosie



W;-):))F

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