Talk to me dirty .....TM

[woofmarkthedog]

Yeah..( Pat.Pending )

I got this....http://www.pertwood.co.uk/new_packaging/pertwood_organic_farm_Muesli_Fruit_and_Seeds_pack.jpgvery healthy, good for the heart... blah blah..

But really on a (tick box )

☐ rainy day like today

☐ wasted hangover

☐ morning after the night before

☐ who gives a damn anyway, with headboard hair day

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3380/3417591523_847e13a48f.jpg All I want is you baby.....

..with your hot butter & dirty brown sauce dribbling down my chin, me licking you until I'm sated

I just want you......

W**F?

* lays down in a darkened room *

[daizie]

Jesus Christ, im wet .

[Ladymuck]

Frankly it looks disgusting! Yeeee-uk. Give me the organic wood-shavings any day.

PS: Daizie, when I saw the title of this thread, I just KNEW I'd find you on here!!!! ha ha ha

[HonaloochieB]

I'll have a small bowl of one and a large plate of the other.

[PeckhamRose]

Yep, stuck to me seat here, too.

[RosieH]

Woof, if that's what you consider dirty, I'm disappointed and pity your poor bored wife... I had you pegged as considerably more sybaritic than you are currently showing yourself.

For a properly dirty breakfast, there's nothing better than last night's curry eaten cold from the foil container in front of James Martin.

[PeckhamRose]

*looks up sybaritic* Ohhhhhhhhhh!

[david_carnell]

Rosie

Should that not read:

last night's curry eaten cold from the foil container on the front of James Martin

And you thought Woof was disppointing. I had you down as a good time girl and celeb-chef collector!

[HonaloochieB]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Woof, if that's what you consider dirty, I'm

> disappointed and pity your poor bored wife... I

> had you pegged as considerably more sybaritic than

> you are currently showing yourself.

>

> For a properly dirty breakfast, there's nothing

> better than last night's curry eaten cold from the

> foil container in front of James Martin.

Or better yet a cold half of a 16 inch pizza, it not just gives you the chance to get in front of James Martin, but the opportunity to elbow the bugger back as he tries to get his fat sausagey fingers on your food badness.

[Brendan]

There isn?t enough brown sauce on that sandwich and I presume the fried egg and bacon are still in the pan.

[RosieH]

david_carnell Wrote:

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> And you thought Woof was disppointing.

d_c - didn't I mention that James Martin would be doing a naked fan dance over the prone form of Greg I'm-a-twat Wallace whom gimp-suited dwarves are flagellating to within an inch of his life?

Cold curry tastes best like that.

[woofmarkthedog]

Ohh....

Ha....!

The opening post was (of course ) a lure for "dirty food gutter sluts"

* come my sweets , come *

So yes, I love cold curry by the magnum & a full English sandwich

BUT I know someone must awaken to a cold stiffened kebab & not think twice about snaffling it in bed

All washed down with a mug of tea or a cold beer/ marlborough red tab

Come on out , I know who you are

*taps screen from inside*

" Yes......YOU 'fess up now "

W**FTM

*dreams of a one pan wonder*

[Brendan]

Here?s a tip. Use frankfurters instead of normal sausage and bung some curry powder in just after you?ve added the beans.

[giggirl]

Not a starched white napkin in sight. Whores.

[woofmarkthedog]

Well...

True Rosie but, I ommited the fact that this was to be bought to me by LadyW**F ,herself towed by a pair of trained & tamed ( but ever so jumpy ) lion maned monkeys

To be fed to me with six foot long chopstix, while I (as usual) luxuriated in a bath of 1964 Dom Perignon

Filthy slag gutter food aside, standards must be maintained you know

*opens mouth lke a baby bird*

W**F

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Here?s a tip. Use frankfurters instead of normal

> sausage and bung some curry powder in just after

> you?ve added the beans.

Hey, looks we got us a gourmand on our hands.

[Brendan]

Or, you know, fuggedaboutit.

[Jah Lush]

Nice try but substitute the curry for some chilli sauce and now you're talking. Yum.

[woofmarkthedog]

H...

What was that song by "Jilted John".....?

Oh yeah I remember now....

"2-3-4.....here we go now"

" Gourmand is a moron, gourmand is a moron"

"He's a slag, she's a tart, it's so unfair "

"Yeah yeah"

2-3-4

W**FTM

[RosieH]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> BUT I know someone must awaken to a cold stiffened

> kebab & not think twice about snaffling it in bed

I woke up naked in bed at 5am on Friday with all the lights on and contacts still in next to an unopened bag of beef Monster Munch (actually under the covers with me). Does that count at all?

Of course, I was going to dunk them in my Moro mojo...

[Annasfield]

I'd always considered cold Chinese with stale prawn crackers to be one of my filthy secrets. Tastes even better if eaten in bed.

[woofmarkthedog]

All .....

..roads lead to "mojo" Rosie...

A little congested with school holiday traffic last week but the "chit" is in

Anyway enough cypher, were the said MM pickled onion flav..?

If so move one rung down the ladder toward the "pitta of doom"

(I'll meet you at the bottom)

"What a girl eh"

W**F

[Sue]

RosieH Wrote:

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> I woke up naked in bed at 5am on Friday with all

> the lights on and contacts still in next to an

> unopened bag of beef Monster Munch (actually under

> the covers with me). Does that count at all?

xxxxxxx

Thank God, I thought it was just me :))

[woofmarkthedog]

RosieH Wrote:

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> I woke up naked in bed at 5am on Friday with all

> the lights on and contacts still in next to an

> unopened bag of beef Monster Munch (actually under

> the covers with me). Does that count at all?

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Hmmm....

"beef Monster Munch"

Sorry but It's curtains for you Rosie

W;-):))F

[RosieH]

Why curtains and not just curtains? What am I missing?