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Ladymuck Wrote:

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> ???? Wrote:

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> > MILF...is a common acronym(?)

> >

> > *Coughs

> >

> > Mothers I'd Like to ****, er, you do the rest

> LM

>

> O-Kaaaay...

>

> MILF

> Acronym Definition

> MILF Moro Islamic Liberation Front (Muslim group

> in the Philippines)

> MILF Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor (comedy club; Walt

> Disney World)

> MILF Mother I'd Like to Find (polite form; from

> movie American Pie)

> MILF Man I Like Fragging (Counter Strike gaming

> clan)

> MILF Many Islands, Low Fares (Spirit Airlines

> promotion)

>

>

> I'm still none the wiser.

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Oh..


Now that's funny



Tee hee*



W**F

Sue Wrote:

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> When I was at uni, our ladies footy team was

> called LUST - Ladies Uni Soccer Team :))


When I was at Uni there was a team called, I kid you not, Twatsfullof Hotsperm (for the unofficiated, a play on Tottenham Hotspur...student humour eh!)..shall I pick up the Beckham DVD tomorrow ladies?

ROTFL....you guys are funny. Having said that, the ladies league team for Camberwell is called Camberwell Old Fallopians and sports a womb in it's motif - so Milfwall might not be out of place.


The closing date for names and all other forms of profanity will be 9pm Thursday 24th. That then gives two days for the squad (captained by Lady M) to decide the winner.

So that's Mary QS as left back then, SimonM?



Oh I have no tactical nous whatsoever ;-)...doesn't Hope Powell live around here somewhere? :))


And who's going to be on the touchline with the bucket, magic sponge and half-time Fairtrade oranges?

Womanchester United?


Dulwich Automatic, slogan: The DA's going to send you down.


The Dulwich Rosie's, though if RosieH is in the squad this may cause her to swank about the place and put on side.


The ED Virgins, though of course this one may necessitate recruiting a few 'ringers', so perhaps not.


Oh but go on, give serious consideration to Milfwall, oh you might.

Hope this isn't too late. One of my neighbours - he is quite dear really - has come up with two more names for the above competition. He doesn't own a computer and has therefore requested that I post on his behalf.


Ahem...


(1) The East Dulwich Cripples


(2) The Dulwich Old Girls



PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT THE MESSENGER.


*shakes head in disbelief*

The following names received the following votes;


Dulwich Ophelias 1

DLKQs - Dulwich Ladies' Killer Queens 3

The Boudicas 1

The Dulwich Dames 2

EDF Killer Queens 1

The Dulwich Dolly Dribblers 2

Milfwall 1

Dulwich Dribblers 1

The New Dulwich Dolls 2

Dulwich Dynamites 4

The Dulwich Old Girls 1


All the other names socred nil points.

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