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I saw E.T at the cinema. I must have been five years old. My mum cried at the end, which seemed pretty odd at the time. Sorry, not really the point of the thread I know. I was going to say that I'd never been to a football match, but then I remembered that I was once forced to watch Hertha Berlin on a stag weekend...

Darn it now I've got this in my head (with silly voices!)


I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band

I seen a needle that winked its eye

But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything

When I see an elephant fly

I seen a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring

I seen a polka-dot railroad tie

But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything

When I see an elephant fly

I saw a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck

And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck

I didn't see that, I only heard

But just to be sociable, I'll take your word

I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat

And I just laughed till I thought I'd die

But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything

When I see an elephant fly


*sighs*

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