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"The Day that Tottenham Died"


To the tune of American Pie


A long, long time ago,

I can still remember,

How the Carling Cup win made them smile,

And they knew this could be their chance,

To finally make that big advance,

And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.


But transfer windows made them shiver,

As Robbie Keane went off to Liver.....

Pool, and Berbs to Man U,

You can't believe it can you?

Tears of laughter we all cried,

As on Bent they have to rely,

And Frasier Campbell really tried,

The Day That Tottenham Died !


So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,

When Comoli sold the Goalie,

Well it made Levy cry,

When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,

Soon your gonna be a Magpie,

I bet you wish you were a Magpie.


Did your players eat the poisoned food,

To let Arsenal in and spoil your mood,

If the fansite tells you so,

Do you believe in Chas n Dave,

Can their music save you from an early grave,

And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow,

Well, I knew you were set for a let down,

When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown,

You sacked poor Martin Jol,

And now everyone just laughs out loud,

I have long been laughing at your lack of luck,

Your delusion means I couldn't give a f*ck,

That to the table bottom you are stuck,

The day the Tottenham died,

I started singing........


So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,

When Comoli sold the goalie,

Well it made Levy cry,

When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,

Soon your gonna be a Magpie,

I bet you wish you were a Magpie

Spurs forthcoming league fixtures


Sunday, 26 October 2008

Barclays Premier League

Tottenham v Bolton, 15:00


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Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Barclays Premier League

Arsenal v Tottenham, 20:00


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Saturday, 01 November 2008

Barclays Premier League

Tottenham v Liverpool, 17:30


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Sunday, 09 November 2008

Barclays Premier League

Man City v Tottenham, 15:00



History suggests they'll beat us (City) as they always bloody do. It wouldn't surprise me from that set of fixtures though if that takes them to five points...

Everton 1 Man Utd 3

Sunderland 2 Newcastle 1

West Brom 0 Hull City 2

Blackburn 2 Middlesbrough 1

Chelsea 2 Liverpool 1 (hope I'm wrong!!!)

Man City 3 Stoke City 0

Tottenham 2 Bolton 0 (they HAVE to start winning!)

Wigan 2 Aston Villa 1

West Ham 2 Arsenal 2 (which Arsenal will turn up?)

Portsmouth 2 Fulham 1

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