Football Focus

[mockney piers]

Next* President of the United States......

*fingers crossed

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

"The Day that Tottenham Died"

To the tune of American Pie

A long, long time ago,

I can still remember,

How the Carling Cup win made them smile,

And they knew this could be their chance,

To finally make that big advance,

And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.

But transfer windows made them shiver,

As Robbie Keane went off to Liver.....

Pool, and Berbs to Man U,

You can't believe it can you?

Tears of laughter we all cried,

As on Bent they have to rely,

And Frasier Campbell really tried,

The Day That Tottenham Died !

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,

When Comoli sold the Goalie,

Well it made Levy cry,

When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,

Soon your gonna be a Magpie,

I bet you wish you were a Magpie.

Did your players eat the poisoned food,

To let Arsenal in and spoil your mood,

If the fansite tells you so,

Do you believe in Chas n Dave,

Can their music save you from an early grave,

And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow,

Well, I knew you were set for a let down,

When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown,

You sacked poor Martin Jol,

And now everyone just laughs out loud,

I have long been laughing at your lack of luck,

Your delusion means I couldn't give a f*ck,

That to the table bottom you are stuck,

The day the Tottenham died,

I started singing........

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,

When Comoli sold the goalie,

Well it made Levy cry,

When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,

Soon your gonna be a Magpie,

I bet you wish you were a Magpie

[Jah Lush]

You're cruel bugger Cowboy, a cruel heartless bugger.

I may be a glutton for punishment but I'll be watching the game tonight against Udinese but I don't think I can quite bring myself to watch it in the pub.

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

Forgive me, I know no other Spurs fan .. What comes around and all that. Plus I have about 10 gooner mates hence the jokes keep flowing.

[Jah Lush]

I'm getting them everyday. They're piling up. Have you seen Juande Ramos's Facebook page yet?

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

Some very talented people out there. Good luck tonight turning point and all that.

[Jah Lush]

Cheers! We bloody well need it. Come on you Spurs!

[bon3yard]

Even my Mums sending me Spurs jokes. If I hear or see that blimmin samosa joke one more time...

[bon3yard]

The CPT was strangely bereft of Footie fans last night, there were a few of your usual Chelsea types making 'wop' comments. Bless their low grade racism and their knuckle dragging shenanigans.

[ruffers]

Spurs forthcoming league fixtures

Sunday, 26 October 2008

Barclays Premier League

Tottenham v Bolton, 15:00

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Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Barclays Premier League

Arsenal v Tottenham, 20:00

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Saturday, 01 November 2008

Barclays Premier League

Tottenham v Liverpool, 17:30

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Sunday, 09 November 2008

Barclays Premier League

Man City v Tottenham, 15:00

History suggests they'll beat us (City) as they always bloody do. It wouldn't surprise me from that set of fixtures though if that takes them to five points...

[Ladygooner]

Everton 1 Man Utd 3

Sunderland 1 Newcastle 1

West Brom 1 Hull City 2

Blackburn 1 Middlesbrough 0

Chelsea 2 Liverpool 2

Man City 2 Stoke City 1

Tottenham 0 Bolton 0

Wigan 1 Aston Villa 2

West Ham 1 Arsenal 3

Portsmouth 2 Fulham 1

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

Everton 0 Man Utd 1

Sunderland 2 Newcastle 1

West Brom 0 Hull City 0

Blackburn 4 Middlesbrough 0

Chelsea 3 Liverpool 0

Man City 5 Stoke City 1

Tottenham 0 Bolton 4

Wigan 1 Aston Villa 2

West Ham 0 Arsenal 4

Portsmouth 3 Fulham 1

[SimonM]

Everton 0 Man Utd 3

Sunderland 2 Newcastle 0

West Brom 2 Hull City 0

Blackburn 1 Middlesbrough 0

Chelsea 2 Liverpool 0

Man City 3 Stoke City 1

Tottenham 1 Bolton 0

Wigan 2 Aston Villa 1

West Ham 0 Arsenal 2

Portsmouth 2 Fulham 0

[Keef]

Everton 1 Man Utd 3

Sunderland 2 Newcastle 1

West Brom 0 Hull City 2

Blackburn 2 Middlesbrough 1

Chelsea 2 Liverpool 1 (hope I'm wrong!!!)

Man City 3 Stoke City 0

Tottenham 2 Bolton 0 (they HAVE to start winning!)

Wigan 2 Aston Villa 1

West Ham 2 Arsenal 2 (which Arsenal will turn up?)

Portsmouth 2 Fulham 1

[mockney piers]

"which Arsenal will turn up?"

Probably irrelevant as the lacklustre West Ham keep turning up of late.

Will be watching it at the EDT anyway if anyone fancies it.

[Narnia]

Anyone know why Everton v ManU kicks off at midday? I'm curious, as its not on the box.

[Ladygooner]

I should think its so no-one can get too drunk before the match?

[????]

I may well be in the EDT Mockney so in the unlikely event we score I'll be the other one jumping about :)

[bon3yard]

Harry gets the job hes lusted after for years. Heres hoping the Redknapp bounce takes effect immediately!

[ratty]

I think the general consensus here in Pompey is that Spurs are very welcome to him!

[bon3yard]

...and him winning you the FA Cup and that. I just pray to God he doesnt find a role for that arch-malingerer Jamie anywhere within the club set-up.

[????]

Ratty - I think that old Bagpuss' motivation and loyalty is largely money...but it seems a bit churlish to say good riddance like that..he did win you that FACup thingy! He'll keep Spuds up.....sadly

[Ladygooner]

We are looking forward to welcoming 'arry to the Emirates on Weds night!

[????]

You've got the Irons at the Boyleyn to worry about first Ladyg :-S

[Ladygooner]

Well done Liverpool - you can come out from behind the sofa now Keef and Annasfield!