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This bloody Tom Hicks bloke is a right tw@t!!! What the hell is he playing at FFS!


Good games yesterday, and Man U have definitely got one hand on the title now, can't see them slipping up. Still hope Barca beat them, but Sandperson, you can take it as a compliment, as I'd rather Liverpool had to play Barca should they get to the final, as I'd give us a better chance against them! Like I said, Barc are not the team they were a couple of years back.

It's looking very much like Man Utd's title and I think they could do the double with the Champions League too although I can still see Liverpool doing that as well depending on what goes on behind the scenes there. It's all looking very unhealthy. Another season and the Arsenal have won bugger all again. Us Spurs fans have for once got bragging rights over them even if it was only the Carling Cup that we won this year after a 5-1 trouncing in the Semi-finals.:))

I think Arsenal should manage 2nd because (1) Wenger & his team have more motivation than Chelsea to do so. (2) Grant is almost certainly going to be sacked in the Summer unless his side win the Champions League (3) Similarly Liverpool can take their foot off the pedal as far as the League is concerned - which, like last season, looks like good news for Fulham and bad news for Birmingham, Bolton etc when Benitez rests another 9 players this weekend (4) Arsenal deserve it anyway :))


SimonM

Found this elsewhere and it made me chuckle anyway...


Arsenal End of Season Dinner Dance


ARSENAL F.C.

End of Season Dinner Dance


Starter

Egg on Face

Seasoned Hash

Frogs legs (past their best)

Spanish Surprise (well beaten)


Main course

Humble Pie

Chump Chops

French (has) Beans

Manager's Beef (not rare)

Catch of the Day - (gutted)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.


Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

Fruitless Tarts

Raspberry Fools

Hard Cheese


Drinks

Bitter

Little Spirit

French Whine

Cabernet Empty 2008

Champagne - sorry none ordered

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES


NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this

year.


Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED



Guest speaker:

Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"


Please note that the club?s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not

guaranteed.

Keef Wrote:

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> Cool! And actually, a belated happy birthday to

> God aka Robbie Fowler, who I believe had a

> birthday on April 9th... May you get fit and have

> a very deserved swan song season next year!


A natural born goalscorer if ever I saw one. Such a pity that the last five or six years of his career have been so blighted by injury. Let's hope he's fit and selected for the FA Cup final.

SimonM Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Found this elsewhere and it made me chuckle

> anyway...

>

> Arsenal End of Season Dinner Dance

>

> ARSENAL F.C.

> End of Season Dinner Dance

>

> Starter

> Egg on Face

> Seasoned Hash

> Frogs legs (past their best)

> Spanish Surprise (well beaten)

>

> Main course

> Humble Pie

> Chump Chops

> French (has) Beans

> Manager's Beef (not rare)

> Catch of the Day - (gutted)

> NB: everything is imported, nothing is home

> grown.

>

> Dessert

> Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

> Fruitless Tarts

> Raspberry Fools

> Hard Cheese

>

> Drinks

> Bitter

> Little Spirit

> French Whine

> Cabernet Empty 2008

> Champagne - sorry none ordered

> STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES

>

> NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as

> there will be no cups this

> year.

>

> Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED

>

>

> Guest speaker:

> Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to

> win the European Cup"

>

> Please note that the club?s European Tour for the

> season 2008-09 is not

> guaranteed.


The above is 4 years old, and has been used, in various incarnations to apply to Lokomotiv Fulham, Man Ure, Scousers, Spurs

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