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I only ever seem to here the term ?numpty? used by club cricketers to describe someone who drops easy catches or throws his wickets away etc.


Having never played cricket with Keef I feel I cannot pass judgement.


Although I have a suspicion that the term has been applied to me a few times.

Dearest "Dulwich Mum"

I won't 'clear off' because i've spent sevreal hundred thousand pounds on buying a large property in this area.

Congrats on your incestuous relationship with 'KEEF'.

Dear Micheal,

Stick yer 'Batdog' up yer arse, mine's already got a hamster up it and theres no room.

TC

I'm guessing our dear cloak actually wants to be friends, but doesn't want to appear vulnerable as underneath he's quite shy and anxious. Hence his cloak. ;-)


He has produced a burger recipe as a kind of votive-offering?


The random Keef insult came in the wake of two '*yawns*' on other threads, and a request for information on football so long as we only talked about what he wanted to talk about. He probably regrets it now, but thinks backing down is a sign of weakness and has decided to escalate instead, as that seemed to work when his mum told him off as a kid.


It's all kind of attention-seeking stuff, he just needs a cuddle really.


Come on, cloakie, tell us a joke (but not a nasty one):))

Judging by the lateness of his posts I'd say he's a frustrated Sous Chef (signature dish - Toad in the Hole) working in a cafe somwehere in SE5 struggling to meet his mortgage payments and possibly being abused by Mrs (dagger?) for the lack of disposal income due to his aspirations to live in ED! Oh, nearly forgot, he also walks with a limp in his left leg and has a strange birth mark on his cheek.


However, nice burger recipe, will give it a go if the weather holds. Got any more Cloak? Still time to redeem/reveal yourself.

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