woofmarkthedog Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Hello Sailor....I was going to open with "Hello Darlin' " ( but the birds don't like it )So, instead I thought "Hello Sailor" was more universal & covered more "camps"Right, so I'm ready now.........* lottery style drum roll "http://www.treehugger.com/lottery-ball-image.jpg "PICK & POST YOUR NUMBER......."A cage having rotatable paddles coupled to an electrical motor is provided for retaining and mixing W**F lottery balls. A transparent enclosed chute for retaining and displaying a given number of selected W**F lottery balls is located adjacent the cage. Cage inlet and outlet openings connect the cage and the chute. W**F Lottery balls enter the chute through the cage outlet opening and exit the chute through the cage inlet opening after being viewed. A gate adjacent the cage inlet opening holds the selected W**F lottery balls in the chute until all the balls are selected and viewed. An electrical circuit having a switch located in the chute is provided which deactivates the motor when actuated by the last W**F ball in the chute to be selected and hence when the desired number of W**F lottery balls are in the chute. The electrical circuit has another switch for opening the gate to allow the W**F balls in the chute to pass back into the cage after viewing.W**FNOTICEThis W**F lottery picking process is esoteric in nature.If you have a history of mental illness, use drugs or alcohol, or use mind altering prescription medication, it is not recommended that you follow this method.This method is not a guarantee that you will win the W**F lottery.USE THIS METHOD AT YOUR OWN RISK. Neither W**F the author nor his contributors shall be held liable for any improper or incorrect use of the information described and/or contained herein and assumes no responsibility for anyone?s use of the information. In no event shall the author or contributors be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, exemplary, or consequential damages.If you are a problem gambler "Quids", you should not attempt this method . Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted August 8, 2010 Author Share Posted August 8, 2010 OH.........and "Good Luck" You need "Balls" to playW**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 23 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 I wanted 23 - why was she allowed to go first? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349793 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peckhamgatecrasher Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Cat's mother can't help having good reflexes. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted August 8, 2010 Author Share Posted August 8, 2010 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I wanted 23 - why was she allowed to go first?__________________________________________________Well....Mic MacYou of all people should knowIt's "first past the post"So.... number 23 goes in to the draw* good luck PGC *W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349796 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 woofmarkthedog Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> If you are a problem gambler "Quids", you should> not attempt this method .BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA100 Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted August 8, 2010 Author Share Posted August 8, 2010 Number 100Into the draw for LadyMuckW**F*scratches head, as I have no idea where this is going * Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 woofmarkthedog Wrote:---------------------------------------------- > *scratches head, as I have no idea where this is> going *Don't you mess with me now, mad dog.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349803 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I would like the following numbers please 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woofmarkthedog Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 DJKQ( I must say this has been popular with the birds )Quite clearly you haven't read the title It says... "pick a number"Silly girl, now try againW**FPrevious winners have used plenty of unusual ways to pick their numbers. One winner, Billy Gibbons, changed the name of his pet chicken "Kiev" to "Lucky" after the bird trampled on his owner's calculator selecting his winning W**F Lotto numbers. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349808 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJKillaQueen Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ha Ha.....ok I'll have 1734....! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Oh how utterly, utterly hilarious DJKQ!!!!! (I actually checked to see if you had omitted 23 and 100 - and you have)*absolutely choking with laughter* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349810 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Yorkshire Man Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I would like 1949 please Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ladymuck Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Oh how utterly, utterly hilarious DJKQ!!!!! (I> actually checked to see if you had omitted 23 and> 100 - and you have)> > *absolutely choking with laughter*---------------------------------------------------------Yes...( very funny )I'm sure 1734 hasn't gone yet ( but just hold please while I check )1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23.........Erm, hang on " ding-dong" 23 is officially "bagsied" * takes official W**F lotto pen from behind ear, places a tick next to 23 on huge roll of paper *Now where were we , 24 , 25........I can though tell you "this is a strain on a dyslexic dogs brain""Are you still there, is the Lost Yorkshire Man in the Queue behind you"..26, 27W**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeckhamRose Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 DJKQ brilliant. Couldn't sleep again?;) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349828 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Mac Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 I still want 23, I'm convinced its going to win. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Mick Mac Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> I still want 23, I'm convinced its going to win.Oh bless!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Cheers WMTG, I'll have Ian Hunter's age please. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 -6 please Woof. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349892 Share on other sites More sharing options...
woofmarkthedog Posted August 9, 2010 Author Share Posted August 9, 2010 "AGhhhhhh..*phlegm* HonaloochieB gets number 71...aghhhem." http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/authors/2010/6/23/1277300862437/Ian-Hunter-on-stage-with--006.jpgW**F Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Narnia Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> -6 please Woof.*awaits Willy-Woof's response with interest* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349898 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HonaloochieB Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Ah the old 'H' guitar.You want to do something about that cough WMTD. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpc Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Er, one from the top and any other five please W**f.Or failing that, 1875. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted August 9, 2010 Share Posted August 9, 2010 Number 9 for me please Woof. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/12661-ok-yes-you-its-the-wf-lottery-pick-a-number-between-1-3724/#findComment-349909 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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