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DJKillaQueen

DJKillaQueen

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You should dump someone at least once in your life Katie....it's very empowering....makes you feel for a few moments that you are in control of your life and emotions, before collapsing into a tearful wreck on the sofa with a box of Kleanex, bottle of Chardonnay and a Brigit Jones DVD.
Loz

Loz

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You should dump someone at least once in your life Katie....it's very empowering....makes you feel for a few moments that you are in control of your life and emotions


Empowering? Really?? I always came away feeling like I was a complete bastard, even though I was generally doing the right thing and calling a halt to something that was absolutely doomed anyway.

Jah Lush

Jah Lush

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What Loz said. Dumping someone is never easy and can sometimes be quite painful and embarrassing. In the past I have often become very unreliable in a relationship that clearly wasn't working so that eventually they dump me. It's a lot easier that way and they may feel they've got one over you. But they haven't. But only you know that.
DJKillaQueen

DJKillaQueen

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Unreliability can be hurtful too but it does kind of give clues. If a relationship is right then it's easy. Too many people hang on in relationships that are going nowhere or doomed and then wonder why they get dumped. You just have to be honest with yourself and never think you can't feel that way about someone else.
woofmarkthedog

woofmarkthedog

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MrBen Wrote:

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> I once got dumped for being "too nice" and another

> time for having sex with two other girls in one

> day. You can't win.

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Yeah, sure you did



W**F

legalbeagle

legalbeagle

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Brendan Wrote:

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> Funny you should say that as I was actually once

> dumped by Matt Dillon in a freak turn of events

> inexplicably involving Eddie Izzard.

>

> And an alarm clock.


Oh that's where it went. Can I have my alarm clock back now please?

legalbeagle

legalbeagle

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Well it could have been worse. She could have quoted Bono: "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".


Count yourself lucky.


(And before anyone says it, I know that was originally Irina Dunn, not Bono, but I was just trying to keep the popstar continuity going....)

helena handbasket

helena handbasket

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I was once dumped for turning 30. By a fellow I didn't realize I was dating. He said it was moving too fast, and that my ticking biological clock was now a gong. He was scared that we would be shopping for furniture soon.


He ended by saying "It's not you, it's me".


Uh, thanks for clearing that up, freak!


He then married and knocked up the next girl he dated within the year.

HonaloochieB

HonaloochieB

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legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Well it could have been worse. She could have

> quoted Bono: "A woman needs a man like a fish

> needs a bicycle".

>

> Count yourself lucky.

>

> (And before anyone says it, I know that was

> originally Irina Dunn, not Bono, but I was just

> trying to keep the popstar continuity going....)


Also Tom Robinson who I believe was quoting a T-shirt.

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