Lesbianism in East Dulwich

[DJKillaQueen]

Ok having seen a need for a thread where all things lesbian can be discussed I'm starting one.....

As this is my thread (and I'm fairly easy going for those that have had the misfortune of meeting me) there are no rules beyond the rules of the forum (and fair play and so on)........

So those questions about barbers and crew cuts (Mac Woof and Artful) are welcome here.

Can't promise to have all the answers and I know I might live to regret this but heck....you only live once....better to die burning in controversy than anonymously I say.........

[*Bob*]

I've always wondered.. what flavour crisps do lesbians prefer?

[DJKillaQueen]

We'd have to do a poll on that one - I don't really like crisps but based on research I'm going for black pepper kettle chips (mainly cos that's all that the local pubs seem to sell these days)

[*Bob*]

Do lesbians have Sky Plus, or not?

[DJKillaQueen]

*pmsl and regretting this thread already*

I'd have to come back to you on that.......not exactly a question I've ever asked of my friends.

[silverfox]

I understand there was a bit of a rumpus when the Sunday Times writer AA Gill called Clare Balding a dyke on a bike. Surely Lesbians in East Dulwich wouldn't be offended by that?

[Ladymuck]

May straight people contribute to the thread?

[DJKillaQueen]

What, you mean you are not a lesbian after all LM? That has to be the biggest relevation on the forum so far.....;-)

In fact what a great idea?....let this be the thread for heterosexual people to come out of the wardrobe......

And where lesbians can ask all those questions they've always wanted to ask - like, is Dale Winton really straight? Or do boyfriends always leave the toilet seat up?

[DJKillaQueen]

silverfox Wrote:

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> I understand there was a bit of a rumpus when the

> Sunday Times writer AA Gill called Clare Balding a

> dyke on a bike. Surely Lesbians in East Dulwich

> wouldn't be offended by that?

Probably not, but was Clare Balding offended?

[Ladymuck]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> What, you mean you are not a lesbian after all LM?

> That has to be the biggest relevation on the forum

> so far.....;-)

LOL!

I almost instinctively bashed out "F-uck Me!" at that comment...but then realised that would just make things worse!

[DJKillaQueen]

HA HA.......tooo funny.....!

[Loz]

There used to be a shop on Oxford St that sold a t-shirt with "Nobody knows I'm a lesbian" on it in big letters. I really wanted, but never had the guts, to buy it. I thought a bloke wearing it would be fabulous irony.

But I also thought I might get beaten up by a passing group of ladies in comfortable shoes.

[Jah Lush]

Any closet heterosexuals on this thread?

[Narnia]

........that's an interesting concept in the light of that other thread. The 'owner' of that thread hadn't posted there for almost a year and not only that isn't a lesbian or a lesian (though I can't be certain about the latter). Therefore it's her thread and anyone who complains about the posts are mere squatters. Thus anything should be allowed until she says it's not.

Do lesbians like boobs given they have their own?

Edited to correct a spelling error of a typing one I think

[Ladymuck]

Narnia...it was lesian...not lesion...I suspect there is a difference between the two (or maybe not since I haven't a clue what the former refers to)

[SeanMacGabhann]

Clare balding was LIVID

An gill did a bit more than that (along with the editor anyway)

[DJKillaQueen]

That's why I started this thread Narnia, so there could be no confusion over what the thread is about or who started it......and I love boobs, especially my own (yeah that sounds a bit wierd doesn't it lol.....oh well).

Seems like I missed a whole story on Clare though...how did that get by me?

I have a T-shirt that says on the front 'Most girl's are straight...' and on the back 'until they're not.' And it's pink (still not sure that makes me a lesian or lesion though).

[Narnia]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Narnia...it was lesian...not lesion...I suspect

> there is a difference between the two (or maybe

> not since I haven't a clue what the former refers

> to)

The former LM is a lesbian without a 'b'. Whatever THAT might be.

[DJKillaQueen]

Without a brain? perhaps? Can't say I'm a lesian if so. What about lesion?

[Ladymuck]

Narnia Wrote:

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> The former LM is a lesbian without a 'b'. Whatever

> THAT might be.

You crack me up Narnia...:))

[DJKillaQueen]

Oooh I know (and I'm gonna regret typing this I know).....a lesian is a single lesbian as the 'b' stands for bitch?

*tries to stop the little voice in my head saying don't post that....doh*

[Sue]

Yawn

[PeckhamRose]

Is that Sue being a tired lesbian?

[legalbeagle]

What's the Lesbian equivalent of a beard?

(I don't mean face fungus, I mean when a gay bloke pretends he isn't gay and gets a girlfriend to make him look more manly. Girlfriend = "Beard")

[DJKillaQueen]

What LM isn't a lesbian and Sue is? Crikey!

Have you ever been a 'beard' LB? Can't say I have....oooh hang on yes. But this friend hadn't come out to any of his friends even though some of them were gay....he has now though.