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[Narnia]

Are you an orange?

[Brendan]

No.

[Brendan]

Oh Christ I slay me.

[Keef]

I'm a big Cheggers fan.

[felt-tip]

not allowed to write with sharp objects

[david_carnell]

I lack creativity.

[Axeman]

I carry an axe. And I'll swing it without prejudice.

[dita-on-tees]

Hmm generally I would always recommend swinging with prejudice, otherwise you may end up with the car keys to a rotund, bearded German in dirty lederhosen.

[Axeman]

I'd work on your delivery, dita-on-tees.

[Brendan]

Is this the cricket thread?

[katie1997]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Is this the cricket thread?

... and are you an orange ? :)

[Brendan]

A jaffa.

[katie1997]

:)

[Brendan]

Although I?m not entirely sure if the world is ready yet for fruit themed, bowling inspired bad jokes based on worse jokes.

But I?ll give it a go.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Are you saying you swing both ways, Brendan?

[dullified]

'Dullified' is a reference to my adoption of what I regard as typical East Dulwich 'ways'. I guess it's akin to being gentrified/gentrification.

[Brendan]

Don't make me have to say something about well scuffed balls PGC.

[binary_star]

I work in the web industry so the 'binary' is a bit of a tenuous link to computers.

[Huguenot]

I though it was because you're a flasher...

[KalamityKel]

Hahahahaha! i do believe uve all made me chuckle! its been a while

[DulwichFox]

I am a Fox and I live in Dulwich.

[legalbeagle]

The Wiktionary defines legalbeagle as: "A skilful and adroit attorney".

I rest my case.

[Brendan]

You're a robot lawyer?

[HAL9000]

Definitely not an android: could be a gynoid, though.

[legalbeagle]

I prefer "Fembot" if you don't mind HAL.

Groovy baby.