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Dog crap is totally unaceptable. For some reason there has been a significant increase in the "Crimean" quarter - newcomers not understanding that it's the deal to pick up after the dog, or being just lazy I'm not sure. While we may be better than France that's not much comfort when trying to scrape the s*** of your shoe.


According to Southwark Council their community wardens act on information about offenders - but unless we have a DNA database for all dogs I can't see it working. My libertarian instincts do stop at dogs, cats and other animals using my pavements as a latrine.

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Hi Bob,


Not sure if you were questioning my dire spelling:-$ Or what I meant by fashionable?


If the latter, I meant, when I was a child everywhere I looked people were walking dogs, then the dangerous dog act was introduced and gradually, there just weren't so many dogs about, now every other teen on the street has a staff or similar with them, and lo behold, dog poo everywhere!


If the former - I apologise!;-)

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Annasfield Wrote:

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> You don't see white dog "excrement" (for DM)

> anymore though do you? Wonder why that is...?


I'm told (by dog poo experts) it's something to do with the ingredients of dog food which have changed over the years. These days even dog food has been 'Olivered'. They're obviously putting a higher quality of minced beaks, fins, hooves and giblets. GM-free and organic, no doubt.

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Poetry Dulwichmun? Well you asked for it.


If on a sunny ED morn or a dark and chilly night

I catch the bloody cynophile who thinks it?s somehow right

To walk their little poochi poo, mutt or thoroughbred

Up the path on which I live to my gate beside the shed

And there let it relieve itself in a most unpleasant way

That when I?m rushing out to work it fair can ruin my day

I will not stop and ask them why or even remonstrate

But their cranium and my cricket bat will swift acquaintance make


I?ll just be off then shall I?.

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I saw a dog-poo hoover machine in operation over at Belair park during the summer. It wasn't falsh and new like the Paris model - rather like a golf-buggy with a giant vacuum attached. The guy was trolling around driving up to every bit of dog-do he could find and phhlupping up the offending morsels.


citizen.

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Blegch! Sounds horrible!


I?ve been thinking. Instead of having to scrape your best friend?s doings off the pavement and into a bag, which can be quite unpleasant. Dogs catch on quick so why not train them to ?go? into the bag?


Perhaps even specially designed paper bags (like little doggy loos) that can be disposed of after a walk?

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