I'm a celebrity get me out of here........

[Ladygooner]

Ok it's that time of year again and I confess I am an addict! Two leading contenders for most annoying people are Gillian Keith and Lembit Opik.

[SeanMacGabhann]

who knew, huh? she has always seemed soooo reasonable in the past

[RosieH]

Gillian McKeith's poo lab is also the set for porn films.

[aquarius moon]

If this programme didn't involve animals/insects/ living creatures, being killed for entertainment, I would watch it.

But it does.

There have been loads of complaints already about cruelty.

The sooner it is banned, the happier I shall be.

[DJKillaQueen]

Give us an example of cruelty on the show AM. I don't see anything cruel to animals, just cruelty to the contestants.

You can't ask for a show to be banned that you've never watched...that's just nonsense based on your own ignorance.

[Huggers]

what about those poor bugs having Gillian McKeiths hair poured all over them?

[cate]

I would say eating live insects and animal parts are an example of cruelty to those creatures.

[DJKillaQueen]

Birds, lizards and other animals eat live insects by the bucket loads. And if your house was infested with cockroaches, what would you do about it? In fact that's a good question to Aquarius. There are actually very few live insects eaten on the show. I eat more insects every time I open my mouth to breath when cycling.

[sedgewick]

Why do they have to eat a Kangaroo or Crocodile penis? surely if you were in a situation where you had hunted and killed a Crocodile or a Kangaroo the last thing on my mind would be to eat its nut sack or penis.

Incidentally the food critic drama queen made me laugh, why go on a show where one of the main features involves getting up close and personal with bugs if you have a phobia? she must have known? I think shes giving a bad account of herself, is she mental?

[SeanMacGabhann]

She is more than mental. And extremely litigious

She thinks plants can photosynthesise in a human stomache for example

discussion about her from a couple of years back

[sedgewick]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> She is more than mental. And extremely litigious

>

> She thinks plants can photosynthesise in a human

> stomache for example

>

> discussion about her from a couple of years back

Kerayzee.

Entertaining none the less.

[Brendan]

Not completely implausible Sean as many people will attest to the presence of sunlight in their colons.

[SeanMacGabhann]

and indeed vocal chords are more omnipresent in that general area than they once were

[Brendan]

Keyboards too.

[aquarius moon]

In answer to the above comments, I've started a new thread on this

[SeanMacGabhann]

Good luck with that

[Michael Palaeologus]

Down with that sort of thing

[dulwichmum]

I think that they should lock Gillian in a big box of slime and force her to eat Iceland party food! I am loving watching her collapse with shock at the thought of a fly when she examines peoples poo for fun.

Did anyone else enjoy Limpoldarmpit momentarily believing that Linford was agreeing that steeling ?100 from the taxpayers purse was so tiny that it didnt count because he paid it back anyhow? I want Linford to bitch slap Limpoldarmpit with his lunchbox.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I am stunned that you are not in the Jungle Dulwichmum. You are a far bigger celebrity than any of those non-entities.

Roughing it yes, but that much closer to the monkey glands.

[murphy]

Perhaps we should expect lots of East Dulwich/Camberwell references on the programme - Jenny Eclair set to join

the fun today along with Dom Joly.

[Ladygooner]

Really Murphy? I heard it was Jedward joining? I love Britt Ekland - I am waiting for some action between her and Nige!

[cate]

Don't think Nigel's wife would be too happy about that!

[murphy]

Apparently she's one of the reserves but sounds like she'll be going in soon. And already we have our first quoute.

"One moment I was in my bath in Camberwell, the next I was at Heathrow"

Perhaps we should guess at what other local references she will fit in.

"It's not like swimming in the pool at JAGS"

"Ooh what I'd give for a William Rose sauasage"