EDF Addicts Anonymous

[Brendan]

Hi my name is Brendan and I?ve always thought I was completely in control of my online activities but lately I?ve started posting inane rubbish like this early on Sunday mornings.

[Keef]

Hi my name is Keef, and I am an EDFer... It started off just being a bit of fun, but it's gotten out of control.

[mockney piers]

I can give it up any time i want...

[TillieTrotter]

Hi my name is Tillie and I set my alarm to get up before the children so that I can lurk in peace. Do you think I'm an addict?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I post at 4 in the morning, from foreign parts.

I could stop any time I wanted.

I NEED that new support place on CP Road though.

[TillieTrotter]

Maybe you could inject botox into your fingers to make them too stiff to type. Let me know if it works Mike. Am getting desperate.

[Ant]

I can handle it.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

It's that last post after a meal I'd miss.

[lozzyloz]

It's only a cough, sniff, ahem!

[Mogs]

Where do you think we should hold our meetings for serious EDF Therapy?

[blinder999]

Mogs Wrote:

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> Where do you think we should hold our meetings for

> serious EDF Therapy?

Get down to Northcross Rd. Davina and Daniel will cure you.

Space Station Sixty-Five

[Mogs]

Thanks for that, I wonder how many EDFers I can round up to get a group discount.

[SimonM]

>>Get down to Northcross Rd. Davina and Daniel will cure you.

>>Space Station Sixty-Five<<

Were you the bloke who left his trousers in the hairdressers? too busy composing a witty riposte to one of the vital EDF threads to notice how cool your legs were? Sure sign of an addict.....

[Jah Lush]

Hello, my name is Jah and I'm in denial and I don't mean that river in Egypt.

[Alan Dale]

You know you're addicted when you contribute to a limerick that doesn't scan and isn't rude, funny or clever.

There are lots of addicts about.

[Brendan]

My brain is completely Monday-fried. I don?t have a hope of contributing anything even slightly constructive but still I find myself logging on. ?Just for one last quick look before I go home.?

[*Bob*]

Alan Dale Wrote:

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> You know you're addicted when you contribute to a

> limerick that doesn't scan and isn't rude, funny

> or clever.

And I thought I was the only one.

I have often thought of bursting in on the thread and banging some heads together, but it would have been like treading on a child's ice lolly and laughing in his/her face.

[citizenED]

there was a old man o'er the hill

whose posts made the forumites thrill

he mocked and he sneered

'bout all that appeared

and it left me feeling oh so ... poorly

[SeanMacGabhann]

lol !!

[????]

...and some of them still here :)

[Otta]

But many not.

Lightweights.

Guess they could afford rehab after saving on London house prices.

[Loz]

Some of them are still hare and have even developed a strange form of schizophrenia!

[Jah Lush]

Loz Wrote:

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> Some of them are still hare and have even

> developed a strange form of schizophrenia!

Here Hare Here.

[Salsaboy]

And still they rabbit on.

[????]

Brendan appears for one post every 6 months or so and i Think Alan Dale was on again briefly recently..