East Dulwich Police Station rumours

[Moflo]

Again there are rumours of a M&S being brought to Dulwich, on the site of the police station no less! Who starts these rumours? Is there any truth? Might as well put it to some use because police presence is non-descript!

[Huguenot]

You do Moflo ;-)

[HonaloochieB]

I haven't heard any but I'm happy to start one - ice rink.

[legalbeagle]

Ooooh ice rink would be gooooood! I've heard that we are soon to have a no fly zone.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Pole dancing club on the 2nd floor I hear, Waitrose on the ground floor.

Heard it on the bus, must be true.

[jaybee82]

I heard Foxtons was going to be turned into a gay bar...

[Annette Curtain]

The hill from Hornimans to The Grove is being turned into lake.

( for downhill waterskiing )

N(tu)

[Brendan]

Which way would be downhill though? I would say from the Grove to the Hornimans because that's South.

[nashoi]

Does that mean we'll be able to go downhill water skiing uphill then?

[Townleygreen]

I heard it's going to be a multi-storey lavatory

[Tarot]

Three stoty block of flats.

[ruffers]

Clown academy

[aspidistra]

To be wrapped by Christo in a giant police uniform.

[Ant]

You're all wrong. It's going to be a roller disco.

[jumpinjackflash]

East Dulwich Forum HQ...I've already applied for the job of Executive Assistant to The Administrator

[Annette Curtain]

Brendan Wrote:

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> Which way would be downhill though? I would say

> from the Grove to the Hornimans because that's

> South.

It would flip round on alternate days, so on Sunday you could actually ski to church.

( which is nice )

[Moflo]

I thought i asked a perfectly reasonable question but heho! Perhaps it is going to be a police station that actually serves the public?

[TheArtfulDogger]

oh you lot are such gossips

everyone knows that the police station is going to be a detention centre for blue van based travellers

i hear the first of them is already here

you have been warned