South London Press

[Jennyc]

Hello all

I'm a new reporter on the Southwark patch of the South London Press, and since Tom Parnell has departed I thought I'd say hello and leave my details if any of you ever have any issues you want to raise.

You can drop me a line here, email [email protected] or call the office on 0208 710 6512.

Many thanks,

Jenny

[mockney piers]

Oh no, what happened to Tom?

I liked him, nice chap, despite his penchant for unnecessarily ott emotive language in his strap lines. :-P

Anyhoo, welcome to the area and best of luck in the new job!! (and any chance of toning the scaremongering down a bit ;-))

[Jennyc]

I'll do my best! Tom's gone off to be chief reporter at a paper in Harrow but I well endeavour to fill his ample shoes.

[mockney piers]

Good for him, he'll be happier oot west. Look forward to reading your bylines Jenny.

[AnotherPaul]

Hi Jenny

Did you know there's a public meeting tonight, 20.15 at the community centre on Crystal Palace Road? It's about the proposed late night pharmacy and needle dump. Seeing as the thread here was shut due folks getting ott with each other it might be quite charged and worth a look.

ap

[Michael Palaeologus]

Welcome Jenny - keep an eye on the Forum and you will not want for hot topics.

For a starter - what about those Green Parrots?

[Ko]

AnotherPaul Wrote:

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> Hi Jenny

> Did you know there's a public meeting tonight,

> 20.15 at the community centre on Crystal Palace

> Road? It's about the proposed late night pharmacy

> and needle dump.

I got a leaflet through the post. Its not an official 'public meeting' (that has various requirements). Its the usual Bara General Meeting, but everyone is welcome to attend. Bara's main topic is the pharmacy, but I've seen that there are also quite a few others topics on the agenda.

[fish]

Hello and welcome.

[Maurice]

One does love a read of the SLP. You can play 'bingo' with words like:

Yob

Shocking

Murder

Gruesome

All good fun. And you have to love how they equally berate yobs and but blame local Government for the mistreatment of poor victims on Estates.

[*Bob*]

The SLP has all the big stories. Remember this headline-grabber?

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Better hide the poppers!

[mockney piers]

any excuse to remind ourselves of this classic

and red5standingby tracked down some more, second one has to be my fave

 

[Michael Palaeologus]

C'mon Jenny - Bob has thrown the gauntlet down - you HAVE to top that one.

How about:

"Sex change Vicar in mercy dash to Palace"

[Jah Lush]

Crystal Palace FC may have gotten rid of their manager Peter Taylor but I don't think they'll be that desperate.

[Nero]

It might be sensationalism, but it's local sensationalism. Nero

[*Bob*]

And I thought I was the only weirdo who took phone snaps of SLP boards?

I was pleased with this little 'find' as well:

[mockney piers]

classic!!

[LeonWatson]

Don't worry, Tom will be back for next year's charity challenge cricket match playing for the SLP.

Glad to see we amuse from time to time - the SLP always has had a slightly macabre take on things, and we get away with far more dark humour than you'll find in other local papers.

[PeckhamRose]

See what you've taken on, Jenny? Hope you're up (or down) to the SLP's level of "reporting". I have to admit I never buy and rarely read the rag, simply because of those hideous headlines and how it seems to be aimed at - well, no that would be offensive to say. Am I a snob? Can I afford to be a snob AND live in NunheadRye? ;)

[LostThePlot]

OH Glad it's not just me that takes shots of these! (And other notice boards...)

[SimonM]

That second one had my spluttering tea all over my keyboard.....:))

[*Bob*]

Off the beaten SLP track.. but I think this must be my silliest snap to date..

[sowfboy1]

Good to have you on board, Jenny. South London Press is a bit of a rag, but it's my local rag, so good on you.

One thing though. Can you get a bit of commonsense back there. Some of the stuff your paper writes is way over it

[blinder999]

South London Press will do well to beat this:

Policeman shot in butt with own gun while battling porn vending machine bandits

[Ant]

That's excellent :D