London street gangs, innit

[dulwichmum]

Dear Batdog,

I shall take you with me dear heart, in order that you fit perfectly, ears and everything. I would imagine that we could comision something special, just for you - a 'one off'?

[spadetownboy]

its obviously a sign of a misspent youth that these gangs cant even spell their own names properly and as for a lack of imagination in all choosing similar sounding names,well how is one meant to take them seriously.

[Michael Palaeologus]

The squirrels of Goose Green have Nike ticks shaved into them - honest

[spadetownboy]

Mikewbate Wrote:

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> The squirrels of Goose Green have Nike ticks

> shaved into them - honest

they,re probably the bros of the brixton squirrel posse,the ones who were found to be addicted to crack.

[Huguenot]

No???? Really?? Do you have a link to that story?

[Keef]

I remember when North Peckham Estate used to be known as "Front Line"... There was a time when you really really didn't want to be in that area on a Friday night!!!!

Here's the leader of our Dulwich Massive! Wheelandcomeagainmyselkta!!! Respektodat!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/329713461_f380049afe.jpg?v=0

Aaahhhhhhhhhhh Dems!!! (6)

[batdog]

Huguenot'

Some links here for the Crack Squirrels in Brixton ( ...soon in East Dulwich...) >:D<

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005460823,00.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/drugs/Story/0,2763,1587733,00.html

http://icsouthlondon.icnetwork.co.uk/0100news/0400lambeth/tm_objectid=16217629&method=full&siteid=50100&headline=squirrels-on-crack-name_page.html

[dulwichmum]

Mr Batdog,

My word. I never expected that to be true. What is the world coming to? I thank the Lord that we are a bus ride from Brixton. Even the bloomin squirrels are crack addicts!

Promise me Mr Hugenot, Mr Crystalclear, Mr Batdog, Mr Mockeny Piers and Mr Bob s, Ms Babyshambles and Ms Beth, you will never go to visit Brixton. I would worry so, dear friends.

[Keef]

I feel very left out and unloved now :-(

[dulwichmum]

Darling Keef,

I wanted to hi-light the dangers of Brixton to you especially, and as an individual. I just could not find the words.... NEVER go to Brixton Keef. It is best avoided. Even the small mammals of Brixton are drug addicts!

[batdog]

Dear D-Mum,

For some strange reasons the Brixton squirrels are all now living around the police station...

I wonder why ? ...

....and don't worry I do not do crack, I do sex... >:D<

[dulwichmum]

My dear Mr Batdog,

I thought you were a single dog? How ever would you know about 'married love'?

[batdog]

Dear D-Mum,

I'll be whatever you want me to be !!! ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Batdog,

I want no more talk of jiggery pokery! I am a married lady, and you are a single, devilishly handsome, bi-lingual dog with a taste for foreign travel.

[batdog]

Sure, as you wish ( married lady ) ha...ha... ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Batdog,

You are awful - but I like you! ;-)

[ivemet-jimmy]

OK You two. (DM and Batdog)

Get a room already!

[bob]

dulwichmum thanks for your consern

by the way how does a squirrel keep his nuts dry

Bob S

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Bob S,

Promise me now, NEVER GO TO BRIXTON - darling man? I would be beside myself with terror. Actually, be careful in Peckham too. Apparently they shoot you in your bed over there. I'd wager they even use long life milk. It really is best to stay 'safe' man.

[bob]

Dulwichmum

You have my solom promise No Brixton

Bob S

[dulwichmum]

Dear Bob S,

And Peckham dear heart?

[badboyz]

20,000 Cripps in the club and 20,000 bloods in the club

nigga i do n't give a fuck about yo

come halla at big dog

[badboyz]

Shut a fuck up playaa!!!!

What u know about about gangs blood?

>:D< yo all mother fucka

[badboyz]

..

[Pez44]

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