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This reminds me of an earnest debate I once had in a Bangkok sex club (Long Gun on Soy Cowboy for the initiated) with a bunch of female HR Managers from an international development organisation and an Officer of the Metropolitan Police - honestly you couldnt make this twaddle up.


How does a woman know that she can fire a dart from a blow-pipe inserted in her front-bottom and do it with so much force that she can burst the balloons stuck to the ceiling?


Its not a skills that you discover accidentally after all (then again, CWALD - ?).


Is it passed down from Mother to Daughter? Is their a college course? Can you get an NVQ level 2 as a Vaginal Propellant Operative?

What's it got to do with money?


I thought it was all about the size of your penis?


Err ...best not start on that one...


I usually get less sex drive when I'm in a relationship. But the current one has actually increased it. She is so cute and we are at it like rabbits (got one of those too). But she says I might need sex addiction councilling like Michael Douglas. Actually I'm thinking about her and it now...shit... sorry. er I gotta go now.

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> I'll do your pics but I'll need a fluffer. Any

> offers?


I'll help in your photography, but there are some barriers I will not cross!! =8-0


Must say though I have not seen this thread until about 10 mins ago, and am smacked in the bog at just how open (sorry...) everyone is being about this! Absolutley hilarious.! Who says us brits are shy and retiring.....


I'd add my own comments of course, but feel the pressure of everyone knowing your perversions when we next meet may be too much for my heart to take. Having said that though, I really have a thing for kissing girls just after they've had a ciggie..though I hate smoking with a passion....I'm sure it says far more about me than I ever could..

I'd leave the hors d'ouvres to someone else!


I've had a few hours of sanity today, as my hormones seem to be on the wane, and I think what I need to do, is bombard my body with oestrogen or progesterone in the form of the contraceptive injection or implant, and feel the peace that comes from a dying sex drive!


Much as I will probably miss my wild and insatiable alter ego, it will allow me to become the productive, upstanding member of society that Nero and Maurice have inspired me to try to become.

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