Making the Effort

[Michael Palaeologus]

This reminds me of an earnest debate I once had in a Bangkok sex club (Long Gun on Soy Cowboy for the initiated) with a bunch of female HR Managers from an international development organisation and an Officer of the Metropolitan Police - honestly you couldnt make this twaddle up.

How does a woman know that she can fire a dart from a blow-pipe inserted in her front-bottom and do it with so much force that she can burst the balloons stuck to the ceiling?

Its not a skills that you discover accidentally after all (then again, CWALD - ?).

Is it passed down from Mother to Daughter? Is their a college course? Can you get an NVQ level 2 as a Vaginal Propellant Operative?

[downsouth]

Classic.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

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[lozzyloz]

Look ma no hands!

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

So now you all know what us chavvy types get up to all day, and why we are always broke - no energy or egoboosting reasons left to be arsed climbing the greasy pole.

[MrBen]

What's it got to do with money?

I thought it was all about the size of your penis?

Err ...best not start on that one...

I usually get less sex drive when I'm in a relationship. But the current one has actually increased it. She is so cute and we are at it like rabbits (got one of those too). But she says I might need sex addiction councilling like Michael Douglas. Actually I'm thinking about her and it now...shit... sorry. er I gotta go now.

[*Bob*]

I'll refrain from making some lame joke about Chav 'climbing the greasy pole'.

Oops.. I think I just did.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Woops, I slipped up on that one!

[Maurice]

Chav - how very charming.

[LostThePlot]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> I'll do your pics but I'll need a fluffer. Any

> offers?

I'll help in your photography, but there are some barriers I will not cross!! =8-0

Must say though I have not seen this thread until about 10 mins ago, and am smacked in the bog at just how open (sorry...) everyone is being about this! Absolutley hilarious.! Who says us brits are shy and retiring.....

I'd add my own comments of course, but feel the pressure of everyone knowing your perversions when we next meet may be too much for my heart to take. Having said that though, I really have a thing for kissing girls just after they've had a ciggie..though I hate smoking with a passion....I'm sure it says far more about me than I ever could..

[Maurice]

One can discuss these matters openly (read not 'shy and retiring') without the not-so-subtle attempt at simply producing shock value (or bringing up one's breakfast).

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Sorry Maurice I didn't mean to disturb your eggs Benedict.

[Domitianus]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> I'll do your pics but I'll need a fluffer. Any

> offers?

A fluffer??? Is that the same thing as a fluff girl? So, CWALD, are you up for the task? ;-)

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I nominated Maurice for the job!

[Domitianus]

In the immortal words of Van Morrison "It's Too Late To Stop Now." Never figured CWALD for a fader >:D

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Haha - never fancied the job myself. I don't mind being a fluffee, but not a fluffer.

[Domitianus]

Ahhh, so you are still the main course? ;-)

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I'd leave the hors d'ouvres to someone else!

I've had a few hours of sanity today, as my hormones seem to be on the wane, and I think what I need to do, is bombard my body with oestrogen or progesterone in the form of the contraceptive injection or implant, and feel the peace that comes from a dying sex drive!

Much as I will probably miss my wild and insatiable alter ego, it will allow me to become the productive, upstanding member of society that Nero and Maurice have inspired me to try to become.

[Domitianus]

A great loss to all us lusty young deviants but I imagine that South East England is now somewhat safer from flood disasters.

[Maurice]

Oh dear Chav. I believe this is what they call a breakthrough. With an extra hour gained this weekend, it's down to the job centre bright and early.

My work is done.

[Domitianus]

Let's not let her off too easily, though. If our dear CWALD gets her jab or implant it opens up the possibility of all sorts of non-reproductive frolics! >:D

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I'll become as dried up and frusty as our dear Maurice.

[Maurice]

Settled then. Go in for the treatment. Go on. I'll pick up your tab (again).

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Haha - Oh no, Maurice made me laugh out loud! I'm doomed.

[paragon]

100

AHAHAHAHAHAHA ????'s in your face.

Sure it took me 10 mins to find. I have nothing better to do and the England game is boring.