Opening a lap-dancing club on LL

[Villager]

Hi E.D.

I am reasonably new to the area and am putting together a business plan for opening a lap-dancing and massage club - preferrably along Lordship Lane or Grove Vale.

How do you feel about this? With ED's young and progressive demographic do you think it would be well supported and accepted by the majority?

Please let me have your feedback. It would be very much appreciated whether it's good or bad .

Vasili

[Alan Medic]

Will this be anywhere close to the Tattoo Parlour?

[Adam999]

Can't see much local objection to this, we already have Foxtons.

[jctg]

How could anyone object to this?

[TheArtfulDogger]

the clowns may object as they are the sole objects of fun in the area ...

[spanglysteve]

I'll keep my opinions about whether or not I agree to myself, but I do question your business model.

ED is mostly families so I cant imagine there is much of a demand for lapdancing club in ED. I think you would probably end up out of business pretty quickly.

However the more I type the more I question why I am responding, this is obvioulsy a wind up...like anyone would come to ED and think "I know whats missing... a lapdancing club!"

Also you better be sure not to take any of the buildings earmarked for a "potential" waitrose or M&S simply food, that would really wind up the forum ;-)

[StraferJack]

I'm guessing wind-up targeted at the tattoo thread to see if anyone is going to renounce a "who is anyone to say what type of business should open" position

Also Villager has been registered on the forum for nearly 4 years - they have a pretty fair idea of what the local population are like

[The Minkey]

Many of the guys I work with who go to lapdancing clubs with clients etc are family men.

[ianr]

You will of course want to read this.

[Loz]

The Minkey Wrote:

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> Many of the guys I work with who go to lapdancing clubs with clients etc are family men.

I'm not surprised. It's a fun day out for all the family.

"Mummy, mummy - can I go play ping-pong with that lady?"

[Salsaboy]

Will it serve Foie Gras as I presume it will be an upmarket establishment?

[maxxi]

If not then I hope there is at least some Treacle involved.

[Loz]

I bet a few punters will be hoping they are crushed and devalued...

[maxxi]

Loz Wrote:

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> I bet a few punters will be hoping they are

> crushed and devalued...

I presume you mean their pingpong balls?

[Alan Medic]

Will Junior be allowed in?

[Michael Palaeologus]

It would be fine as long as there is a creche. Also, offering pole dancing exercise sessions for the ED Mums in the mornings would be good PR.

[maxxi]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Will Junior be allowed in?

Not until he's finished sewing all those sari blouses.

[Weegee]

Actually Ive been suffering from really sore lower back pain...so being able to visit a new Massage Club seems like a splendid idea.(tu)

[ianr]

> Also, offering pole dancing exercise sessions for the ED Mums in the mornings would be good PR.

The LL video shop had a boxload of new copies of the Spearmint Rhino Art of Exotic Dancing (in six chapters) in their closing-down sale. If you didn't get yourself a copy then, I have one available for hire.

[LadyDeliah]

I think it would be fine as long as they also had some hot male strippers and masseurs :-)

[red devil]

Rubbish business plan, guaranteed to end tits up...

[Ridgley]

Are there men dancing as well?

[RosieH]

If it's Carlos Acosta, I'm there.

The Chippendales you can keep.

[Thomas Micklewright]

Seconding salsa boys question, as the business model already includes large displays of flesh will you be going Foie gras free to provide a little balance?