Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Hi E.D.


I am reasonably new to the area and am putting together a business plan for opening a lap-dancing and massage club - preferrably along Lordship Lane or Grove Vale.


How do you feel about this? With ED's young and progressive demographic do you think it would be well supported and accepted by the majority?


Please let me have your feedback. It would be very much appreciated whether it's good or bad .


Vasili

I'll keep my opinions about whether or not I agree to myself, but I do question your business model.


ED is mostly families so I cant imagine there is much of a demand for lapdancing club in ED. I think you would probably end up out of business pretty quickly.


However the more I type the more I question why I am responding, this is obvioulsy a wind up...like anyone would come to ED and think "I know whats missing... a lapdancing club!"


Also you better be sure not to take any of the buildings earmarked for a "potential" waitrose or M&S simply food, that would really wind up the forum ;-)

I'm guessing wind-up targeted at the tattoo thread to see if anyone is going to renounce a "who is anyone to say what type of business should open" position


Also Villager has been registered on the forum for nearly 4 years - they have a pretty fair idea of what the local population are like

The Minkey Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Many of the guys I work with who go to lapdancing clubs with clients etc are family men.


I'm not surprised. It's a fun day out for all the family.


"Mummy, mummy - can I go play ping-pong with that lady?"

> Also, offering pole dancing exercise sessions for the ED Mums in the mornings would be good PR.


The LL video shop had a boxload of new copies of the Spearmint Rhino Art of Exotic Dancing (in six chapters) in their closing-down sale. If you didn't get yourself a copy then, I have one available for hire.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Latest Discussions

    • A Veolia man has just worked his way down my street digging out the weeds. Looking good.  No weed killer in sight.
    • Good Afternoon, I want to inform you all about the new met police system, Met Engage. This is a new two way  communication system that helps keep the community and the police connected. It is quick to sign up, just fill out a few details and then the survey through the email to receive specific information about your area. It is accessible through any web browser at Home Page - Met Engage or by scanning the QR code shown below.  Any issues or questions please do not hesitate to ask.
    • Hello, I'm from Ireland and would love my children to be able to know the language - I can speak it but I'm not so good at teaching it. If there's anyone local who used to teach Irish at primary school (preferably Connemara Irish) and who'd like to tutor 3 boys aged 7-10 for an hour or two a week please do let me know. Thanks, Sarah
Home
Events
Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Search
×
    Search In
×
×
  • Create New...