Gated community

[sallyww]

Do you think we could somehow get the council to make east dulwich a gated community, maybe if we also collected money towards it? That way we could keep the bad people from Peckham out and keep our families and nice shops safe.

[womanofdulwich]

funny, thats what the people in dulwich village said about East Dulwich 100 years ago

[Jeremy]

0/10

[seanmlow]

FAIL

[Jimbus]

is this thread for real?

[LuLu Too]

I live in a gated community as it happens - works a treat for keeping out those pesky door to door tea towel sellers.

Shame we can't make the EDF a gated community - keeping out inane first time post trollers...

I feel my gated sanctuary has been violated.... through my laptop.

[nloyall]

haha what a joke and what would be the boundaries? how would it work with Lordship Lane being a main aterial road?

[solutions]

Surely you don't mean that?

[mrcee]

WUM

[RosieH]

AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Just stop it now. Just fucking stop it. Too much piss wank dribbling all over the forum. Just fucking fuck right off. Really. Fuck off you unfunny little fecker, before I start a riot of my own.

Right then. Cup of tea?

[mockney piers]

Mine's an earl grey with one sugar and a dash of trite fascism please Rosie.

[LadyDeliah]

Lol, Mockney! That had me pissing myself. Lots of trite fascism out at the momement to choose from too!

[Captain Scarlet]

Electric gates I hope!

[meadow408]

because obviously all the bad ppl are from Peckham right?...natural selection...

[sallyww]

yes i do mean it, the side streets could have electric gates installed and intercoms so the houses are at least safe, realize it could not be possible to close LL but at least if we can keep the people from Peckham from coming near our houses would be a good start

surely you all want your property to be safe?

[richardbach]

i gree all the way with saly i think taht people from peckham shuld have mikrochips in their bodies that alert police when tehy cros into other burrows and get them arested sharpish hey [presto wwthe problem has ben solved and they are easily recognisd when enteringshops in dulich by specla lectoeric sensors that sett ofthe alarms an call the police automticlay and get them nickeeeed presto solved

[mockney piers]

loz is onto something, you have some sort of randomiser macro attached to your post button?