Riotous humour

[Applespider]

A few days on from the looting and the bad jokes are spreading...

My favourite so far is Tottenham Hotspur signing a new Italian striker; Grabatelli

[Rick Channing]

JD Sports' online store locator is proving itself an invaluable resource that'll determine the likelihood of your neighbourhood being targeted by London's horde of aspiring RnB artists.

[james84]

Paddys just come back from doing some looting Argos. Hes got 500 catalogues for sale if anyone is interested!!!

[Chick]

I am glad I have 24 ribs as I have just cracked 21 of them laughing.

[Vik]

They were looting in Peckham again last night, apparently they've taken half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles, TV's, deep freeze and David Bowie LP's.

[Mark]

photoshoplooter http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/

including classics such as...

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/8771467858/1/tumblr_lpr70kqUbo1r1qajl

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/8770410278/1/tumblr_lpr4qmUaI81r1qajl

http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/8734528578/1/tumblr_lppvxfY3ZG1r1qajl

[DaveR]

After the looting of Cartpetright, Police say illicit rug dealing is rife

Spurs trophy room burnt down - police suspect Arsene

I'll get my coat...

[batgirl]

Just seen a chav runnong off with an armful of chicken tikka marsala.

Think he got confused when his mates said they were robbing Curry's.

[Jeremy]

Marsala

Masala

Pedant

[edcam]

OP - you're right about the jokes - they're bad!

[Ruffler]

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[Ridgley]

Name and Shame

[tommy]

Looting rife in Chinatown, the police say its just wanton crime

[Ridgley]

David Camerom said

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British PM David Cameron says parts of Britain are sick - there's a lack of parenting, a lack of ethics & it's about dscipline in Schools.

Hope he relise that sick means good to the rioters

[Rick Channing]

People make very sick and twisted jokes about Harvey Price. But to his credit, he was the only kid with an absent dad and a slag for a mother who wasn't looting London during the week.

[Annette Curtain]

Please anyone who knows me

Stop sending me the stupid "my mate mick's got 500 argos catalogues for sale" text

It stinks

Nette