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I once went sea fishing ( brave girl that I am )


I caught a large Codling and then started pulling a Mackerel in. The guy on the boat I was with took it off the hook and threw it back.


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJMoLiLm3byqjBErEtlgAqkuXH6r8eyQ5RYoBKh-oxJjvWks31 "Rats of the sea" he cursed.


Now, that didn't bother me but my darling lady can't face eating one since.


Put her right off it has.


Net:-S

Gerrard Wrote:

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> The marketing for 'Natural Source' products. I

> love the mint shower gel but when I read from the

> bottle that it has taken hundreds of mint plants

> to make one small bottle of the stuff, it puts me

> off. My wife bought the honey flavoured shower gel

> recently and it had the same line regarding the

> number of 'bee miles' it took. I think they should

> review their advertising campaign, it just seems

> really wasteful to me.


I have noticed 'bee miles' on jars of honey now. Agree, it has that effect on me too.

MrBen Wrote:

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> Facebook...is putting me off people I otherwise

> like. Reducing otherwise sane, mature and

> interesting adults in the flesh into a series of

> infantilised, self absorbed, irony laden morons.

> And my own profile is worse.



What Mr Ben says. Also that gruesome fraud "Lady" Gaga is putting me off music. Not just her own cheap derivative doggerel. All music. Stop her -NOW.

I have never been able to open a can of baked beans (which I lurve) without thinking of a news story years ago where someone opened up a can of beans and tipped out not only the little golden/red ball of yumness but a perfectly cooked mouse http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/wuerg/vomit-smiley-019.gif

I used to quite like Bright Eyes (tha Conor Oberst band, not the Art Garfunkel song, though I have a soft spot for it, loving Watership Down as a kid) until I went to a live concert.

His fans were singularly the least humoured most self regarding bunch of mopes ever and Coner, far from being the witty ironic satirist i though he was, was just as much of a self regarding, humourless mope.


It was about eight years before I was able to put on any of his songs again.

I occasionally indulge these days; a twonk he may be but he does write a good song now and again.

I like cycling- but its those hills that put me off- whenevre i head south and hit crystal palace hill I seem to decide it is better to cycle to the bottom of the hill and back 3 times rather than cycle up it ..............

Just watching Northern Exposure on DVD, but in searching out where it was filmed , I discovered that the spectacular and sexually charged Maggie is now a host of Tea Party events who says that Obama stole God from her children.


Ho hum....

The incredibly delightful Dominic West http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/112/6b75efd96a4e4048be341122370c2309/m.jpg playing Fred West...


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01986/domwest_1986875c.jpg Complete with 'rotten teeth!'

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