Can we have a General issues/gossip topic?

[CrystalClear]

I think we're to off topic now!! Far to much me for my liking!

[Keef]

;-)That means you must have become the topic, and under new forum rules, we should stick to it until you cry

[dulwichmum]

Dear Keef,

Now we have just the kind of thread I like, a naturally evolving one. I shall try to behave myself and as Batdog is not around - no flirting. You see? I can do it....

[mockney piers]

Mark does have a point. If i went to the pub for a quiet after footie pint, expecting it to be a nice civilised early evening stop off, before going home to write my memoirs and do some crocheting, I wouldn't expect my afternoon to be sabotaged by a bunch of lager louts, and for my last memories of the evening to involve my eyes rolling uncontrollably as I lose yet another bout of fussball, before staggering home without even managing a kebab or ruby, and coming to sometime the next morning wishing my head would hurry up and cave in ... would I.

I'll get my coat ;)

[Mark]

no way! Just picked up a flyer for the local gallery and you'll never guess what's on? I've attached a scan...

[CrystalClear]

ha! busy day? :))

This does seem to be the thread with no name, so to speak!

[Keef]

Black-Eyed Keef..... I like it! :))

Now lets all get retarded! >:D<

[mockney piers]

Superb effort mark, I loved the authenticity of the random nob fan's inability to spell ;-P

Yes clearly today there is just too much industry among EDites!!

[Keef]

Well I'm not sure how professional I'd look if I went to see clients whilst sporting my injury, so I feel it's best I stay in the office and keep my head down! ;-)

[Huguenot]

Interesting contrast with a similar exhibition at the V&A - "Prepuce and Precipitation: Novelty Rainwear in Victorian Clapham"

[capt_birdseye]

When I was at school there was a trend of people drawing "nob n' balls" on other pupil's chairs. If you inadvertently sat on such a chair you would be termed a "batty-man". Placing a piece of paper between yourself and the chair offered protection. I guess this could be seen as crude means of sex education.

[Keef]

capt_birdseye Wrote:

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> When I was at school there was a trend of people

> drawing "nob n' balls" on other pupil's chairs. If

> you inadvertently sat on such a chair you would be

> termed a "batty-man". Placing a piece of paper

> between yourself and the chair offered protection.

> I guess this could be seen as crude means of sex

> education.

So long as you didn't carry on using paper in your adult life, I imagine it would chafe somewhat! ::o

[capt_birdseye]

Some people like chafing ;-)

[CrystalClear]

I'm lost!

[capt_birdseye]

Please stay off-topic

[Guest]

Can we have a photo competition: "Best Cock&Balls-Related Graffiti"?

And you're not allowed to daub your own and take a picture. It must be existing bona fide cock and balls graffiti only.

[CrystalClear]

But I'm not sure I know what the topic is no more....I'll give it a go though.

Keef, your clients are blind - get back to work.

[mockney piers]

In danger of going off topic, but here was a collaborative effort when we tried to come up with a motto/badge for Dulwich Hamlets. Pugnatores Ponderosi Interbellum

It more or less translates as dulwich hamlets, a decent contender between the wars.

 

[batdog]

D-Mum, How do you do ?

I haven't gone yet, I said I will be away soon ( maybe a week, ten days from now ), but I'll try to stay away from the forum as much as I can.

Thank you for your concern regarding my health in a tropical place BUT I can reassure you that Tropical Climate is my "ideal" habitat, where the sea is beautyfully blue, the sunshine for real and beautiful "creatures" crawling with harmony and sweetness along sandy white beaches.... >:D<

[Huguenot]

You really should stop teasing us, our fine canine friend! Where are you going? You know you don't have to stay away, that's the beauty of the interweb! Even when I was the wrong side of the great chinese firewall I still kept in touch!

[dulwichmum]

Yes Batdog, please don't go. This lot have so lowered the tone of this wonderful thread, I was hoping for a good flirt to make them all calm down! Have you seen the artistic illustration from Mark? Whatever would his mother say? Where are you going dear heart, and surely you can talk to us from abroad? I will be on the forum from far away soon.....

[batdog]

Hey Huguenot,

I wont forget the ED forum while I am away but I'll be busy "exploring" the sandy beaches... and hopefully being "entertained" by the local "wildlife"... >:D<

Unfortunately for National Security Reasons I can't tell the exact location where I will be soon, but I can confirm that it is in the Caribbean ( one my favourite corners of the planet...), will give exact details when I am back... D-Mum she is also going away soon? ( see her last post ) Coincidence ? ;-)

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Batdog,

I shall be at a conference far from beaches and sand and 'wildlife'. I suppose we may pass each other in an airport, and not even recognise eachother! What aftershave do you wear sweet pet?

[batdog]

...your favourite... of course ! B)

[Guest]

batdog Wrote:

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> Hey Huguenot,

>

> I wont forget the ED forum while I am away but

> I'll be busy "exploring" the sandy beaches... and

> hopefully being "entertained" by the local

> "wildlife"... >:D

> Unfortunately for National Security Reasons I

> can't tell the exact location where I will be

> soon, but I can confirm that it is in the

> Caribbean ( one my favourite corners of the

> planet...), will give exact details when I am

> back... D-Mum she is also going away soon? ( see

> her last post ) Coincidence ? ;-)

Are you going to the cricket world cup? 2 Weeks ago you could have got odds of 66-1 for England winning it. Since they beat the Aussies in that one-day farce down under, odds are 13-1 or 9-1 or something.