Someone Pooed behind our bin!

[Boddle]

Afternoon,

Smoeone pulled out our bin yesterday afternoon and did a big poo right by our bins. I don't think we have any sworn enemies! Someone on another forum said she's seen similar posts on here but I can't find them. Any idea who this is and how to stop them doing it again? Not only is it revolting but I have two 15-month-olds and is obviously a health risk. In the meantime I'll be looking into security cameras I think!

[Melbournemember]

VILEEEE

[Melbournemember]

Has it happened more than once?

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

That is utterly foul! You poor thing!

I have seen a man wee behind bins on Spurling Road. Some people just have no respect. Let?s hope it doesn?t happen again.

[EDmummy]

Are you sure it's human? We have the occasional fox poo around our bins.

Boddle Wrote:

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> Afternoon,

>

> Smoeone pulled out our bin yesterday afternoon and

> did a big poo right by our bins. I don't think we

> have any sworn enemies! Someone on another forum

> said she's seen similar posts on here but I can't

> find them. Any idea who this is and how to stop

> them doing it again? Not only is it revolting but

> I have two 15-month-olds and is obviously a health

> risk. In the meantime I'll be looking into

> security cameras I think!

[edcam]

This could be one of the all time great threads if we handle it properly.

[redjam]

EDmummy Wrote:

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> Are you sure it's human? We have the occasional

> fox poo around our bins.

>

Foxes don't normally move bins out the way to take a dump.

[El Presidente]

We had someone take a dump in the front of our house a few years ago. Left their soiled clothing they had used to wipe themselves too. Nice.

[flocker spotter]

sorry

[muffins78]

I saw a lady walk around the side of our building once, thinking she was a burglar- I went down to see what was going on - she wee?d there - I was horrified - I can?t say I was very polite as she walked away quite calmly!! How disgusting can people be!!

[Ontherun]

OMG I LOVE a Friday night poo thread!

[geh]

This happened in Australia, great story, maybe he?s fled to the UK? https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/brisbanes-alleged-poo-jogger-resigns-from-corporate-role/news-story/54b10461c8d14018bdd7ffd05ab9e43d

[Ontherun]

Or maybe it's a date gone wrong? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41186915

[Alan Medic]

Simone, you know you can do that at home.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Hm. Yesterday was the summer solstice. Perhaps an ancient druidic rite to mark the turn in the season towards autumn and harvest, with an offering of personal fertiliser?

[Boddle]

Only the once so far. hoping it stays that way. Thanks for all the suggestions as to the culprit!!!

[Boddle]

flocker spotter Wrote:

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> sorry

I am going to assume you're expressing sympathy and not confessing ownership of the turd! In which case, thank you

[Robert Poste's Child]

Definitely not a fox if it's only been the once. I had to get a new doormat after they started using it as a comfort stop, no amount of bleach put them off.

[New Girl]

This reminds me of that stag doo thread, in the EDT if memory serves?

[macutd]

perhaps we need public loos.

infect, where are any?

[diable rouge]

Wasn't there also a thread of a guy caught on CCTV dropping one in the Village?...

[peckham_ryu]

Which road / part of ED are you, OP?

I can hardly begin to imagine the journey. You leave for your destination, presumably imagining you?ll arrive without need for an unplanned movement en route. At some point you must realise the train is in the station. You quicken your pace, grit your teeth, gird your loins. Then just as you?re speedwalking up OP?s road, you know it?s actually happening. Nowhere left to go, you nip into the garden, hide behind the bin and pray for a Bristol Type 4.

So where did this journey start? And how far could the mystery curler have been from the next safe and available porcelain throne? We need to know!

[Boddle]

I'm about 20 paces from the Picturehouse. I reckon they have a loo. I know ESPH does. Failing I bet you could get to Kanela in 30 steps, Jade Boulangerie, GBK,House of Tippler.. the list goes on! None are pubilc loos, agreed, but I bet they would've been kind to someone in need... #dontdumpondoorsteps

[shmeagal]

The person must have been ill. It?s not likely the person wanted to poo in public.

[John2598]

Not defending the culprit,but you don't shit on your own doorstep!