ED dictionary of new words

[LizzygotDizzy]

Howz about starting up a new ED dictionary of made up words?

1. Pooftified - (meaning - slightly camp!) Uh oh, PC brigade nipping at my heels, (said in jest so as to P off all those on the "political correctness gone mad" thread), he he

;-)

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Closement" - the achievement of closure.

[LizzygotDizzy]

Edumites - ED forum users

[mockney piers]

Pootle (noun) - An aimless wander with camera.

Pootle (verb) - To aimlessly wander with camera.

Pootle (collective noun) - A group of pootlers pootling.

[lozzyloz]

Ed-it - a posh East Dulwich girl that hangs out in Liquorice

Ed-ward - Room set aside at Kings for ED Xmas drinking casualties

[Brendan]

Eddification - Pretty much what has happened to the Plough over the last 12 months.

Daled (as in ?He got daled?) - Rising to the bait of an intentionally controversial post.

Frant ? A good old rant on the forum.

[Annasfield]

"Cookwank" Simply brilliant and I laugh silently to myself everytime I go past one of those shops.....

[Brendan]

That is probably the word of the year! In fact google it and you get the EDF.

[mockney piers]

cookwank was great, I also liked this one :

Spiky-haired fucksticks - Foxtons Estate Agents

[LizzygotDizzy]

>:D<

Good one Anna!

I like the sound of "co-ordinisation", just rolls off the tongue!

"compracticalities" also has a nice feel to it or "compactilisation" Sorry off with the fairies again...oh god, roll on 5pm, so bored! have so much to do and so little time to do it in, and have to be stuck here at work as drew the short straw this year!

[Keef]

Seepy Tea = Grolsch :)-D

[Nero]

Cookwank is fantastic and I too smile to myself when I go past that shop and others like it. Nero

[Ant]

Yeah, cookwank definitely wins.

[macroban]

> waitron

Good one from Nero.

[Nero]

Waitron is a real word. They say it a bit in America. Never quite worked out whether it is derog or not, but I don't think it is. Nero

[Brendan]

It is supposed to be a non-sexually-specific term for waiter or waitress that has thankfully never really caught on in this country. It makes them sound like robots.

Now if we had robot waiters I would happily call them waitrons.

[PeckhamRose]

EDification.

Eating too much in East Dulwich.

EDifuckation.

Errr

[EDOldie]

Franklin - A nice meal - as in 'I had a great Franklin the other day'

Kebab & Wine - to be outrageously drunk and uncertain of your surroundings in the early hours of the morning - as in

'I was completely kebab & wine, good job I had the car, never have been able to walk home'

William Rose - an orderly polite (possibly too polite) queue - as in 'People don't know how to Wiliam Rose these days'

176 - projectile vomiting

Sylvester Road - an unexplained absence of post

East Dulwich Nick - a very ugly building or extension - as in 'It used to look lovely but they'v stuck EDN on the back'

[Azul]

cookwank ?

what is that?

[macroban]

Cookwank is for wankcooks.

Quite simple really.

[lozzyloz]

Whatever you do don't cook and wank at the same time or it might not be just your eggs that get scrambled!