Beautiful girls

[steveo]

Suddenly all the ladies look magnificent where last week I'm sure they seemed a little drab. I wonder, do the ladies think that all us chaps have gone up a notch since Tuesday?

[RosieH]

Nope. You smell of stale sweat.

[Guest]

Why don't men look after their feet? The place is suddenly overrun with hobbits.

[????]

There's a guy who obvioulsy works out A LOT who was wandering up and down LL yesterday and today peacocking with his shirt off. I guess he's 'buff' for some women (and men). My shirt stays on.

[RosieH]

That's never acceptable on a shopping street. Especially one where you might have to brush past someone.

You have to keep your shirt on Quids - if you didn't there'd be an epidemic of swooning on the Lane, and then what would the prams do..?! Mayhem.

[maxxi]

Ms B Wrote:

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> Why don't men look after their feet? The place is

> suddenly overrun with hobbits.

As long as you can still pick up a dropped screw with your toes what's the problem?

[MrBen]

Ms B Wrote:

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> Why don't men look after their feet? The place is

> suddenly overrun with hobbits.

It's not just men though - I've seen some shocking cracked heels, dry skin and bad nail jobs on otherwise nice looking ladies. Like, sort it out flip flop wearers.

[Brendan]

Women are solar powered.

[Townleygreen]

Men should never go bare chested except on the beach etc

[Loz]

Women should be encouraged to go bare chested if the pass the pencil test. Or the elbow test.

[Townleygreen]

>>Women should be encouraged to go bare chested if the pass the pencil test. Or the elbow test.

please tell us what you mean, Loz! Sounds v interesting to me!

[paragon]

Pencil Test = put a pencil under your boob. To pass the pencil should not stay in place, it should drop to the floor.

[Jenjeroo]

Ms B Wrote:

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> Why don't men look after their feet? The place is

> suddenly overrun with hobbits.

So true

[Michael Palaeologus]

Perhaps some sort of Lovely Girls competition on Goose Green? Tested through:

Bikini wear

Evening wear

Latin translation from Ovid

Navigation skills

The winner becomes East Dulwich Queen. Not an East Dulwich Queen, that is quite different.

[Loz]

What? No lovely laugh tiebreaker?

[Muley]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> Perhaps some sort of Lovely Girls competition on

> Goose Green? Tested through:

>

> Bikini wear

> Evening wear

> Latin translation from Ovid

> Navigation skills

That's no test of lovliness- I could navigate an aircraft carrier up the River Peck single handed, while translating Ovid into Cantonese and wearing a bikini, and I'm not even a girl.

Sadly, I also have a face like a slapped arse.

[Floating Onion]

Muley Wrote:

> That's no test of lovliness- I could navigate an

> aircraft carrier up the River Peck single handed,

> while translating Ovid into Cantonese and wearing

> a bikini, and I'm not even a girl.

Well you'd beat Mr. P. His maritime navigation skills leave a lot to be desired.