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Ms B Wrote:

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> Why don't men look after their feet? The place is

> suddenly overrun with hobbits.


It's not just men though - I've seen some shocking cracked heels, dry skin and bad nail jobs on otherwise nice looking ladies. Like, sort it out flip flop wearers.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> Perhaps some sort of Lovely Girls competition on

> Goose Green? Tested through:

>

> Bikini wear

> Evening wear

> Latin translation from Ovid

> Navigation skills


That's no test of lovliness- I could navigate an aircraft carrier up the River Peck single handed, while translating Ovid into Cantonese and wearing a bikini, and I'm not even a girl.


Sadly, I also have a face like a slapped arse.

Muley Wrote:

> That's no test of lovliness- I could navigate an

> aircraft carrier up the River Peck single handed,

> while translating Ovid into Cantonese and wearing

> a bikini, and I'm not even a girl.


Well you'd beat Mr. P. His maritime navigation skills leave a lot to be desired.

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