What totes unreasonable facility do you want in ED ?

[woodrot]

I would like a Drive in Movie facility, an Authentic malaysian/Thai night market, ElBulli and a branch of El Corte Inglese.

yours ?

[steveo]

What about an airport?

[Jeremy]

I would like somewhere to buy sourdough bread, cupcakes, greetings cards, and candle holders.

[red devil]

Racecourse, greyhound track and casino...in no particular order

[Alan Medic]

I'd probably like Old Trafford and Lansdowne Road here and as I was recently given a voucher as a present, an M&S.

[Loz]

I'd like it to be warmer and sunnier here. But not too hot.

[Guest]

I'd like to be able to buy clothes you can actually wear to work if you don't work behind a bar or in the media.

And functional women's underwear.

And a hairdresser who listens to what you want AND THEN DOES IT.

And a proper food market that sells buckets of ripe fruit and veg at a pound a time rather than hog roast, shabby-chic furniture and fudge that's never been near Somerset.

[Undisputedtruth]

A Westfield, drive-in KFC and concurr with Alan Medic - M&S

[Alan Medic]

Excuse me Ms.B but would mind telling the uneducated like myself, what's 'functional women's underwear'?

[red devil]

Alan Medic Wrote:

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> Excuse me Ms.B but would mind telling the

> uneducated like myself, what's 'functional women's

> underwear'?

Dungarees with a couple of strategically placed flaps...

[northlondoner]

Public stocks for anyone caught using made up words like "totes".

[????]

the EDF 2007

[saleem]

a mosque

[Annette Curtain]

A mountain

Oooo and an island full of previously extinct dinosaurs

And a giant water slide park

And Won Kie

Please leave a 'messarge', after the tone.

*fans face*

[ultraburner]

A skyscraper slightly taller than the shard, please. Would put ED on the map imo.

[Moos]

Reasonably priced children's clothes for children over five.

And a sunny beach.

[DulwichFox]

Open Prison for 10,000 inmates..

Fox

[Alan Medic]

northlondoner Wrote:

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> Public stocks for anyone caught using made up

> words like "totes".

I had no idea what it meant and just went with the flow. I decided to look it up and found it in the Urban Dictionary as follows:

Totes

A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.

If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!

Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.

Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.

Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!

I never took Woody for a teenage girl but I've been surprised before.

[woodrot]

northlondoner Wrote:

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> Public stocks for anyone caught using made up

> words like "totes".

Blates

[maxxi]

A taxi rank

[Loz]

ultraburner Wrote:

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> A skyscraper slightly taller than the shard,

> please. Would put ED on the map imo.

Hey, lets go for slightly higher than the Burj Khalifa. That'll really put ED on the map.

[jumpinjackflash]

a big zoo

[sheilarose]

Go kart track and ice rink.

[Milan05]

A lingerie shop that stocks all the sizes and styles with decent private changing rooms..

[the-e-dealer]

Tube Station.