Dawson Hill (noise control)

[bigdickdave]

cheers to that love lol xxx

[joe.louis.x]

LOL!

[bigdickdave]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - big dick dave

[joe.louis.x]

M&S may be out of jaffa cakes but Whitstable by Play Dead has really been keeping me going during these lockdown blues

[bigdickdave]

absolutely banging tune may i say joe i had my massive cock in my hand while listening and may i say never wanted to go on holiday more lol "its my kinda holiday" hahaha what a good ode to brit pop hahaha

anyone got a spare fork? xx

"cough" "cough"

- big dick dave

[Bobsmith763]

Well, this thread seems to have taken an odd turn!

-Bob

[MummyLove]

shut you t up big dick dave before i uppercut your jaw with a mini fridge u jbag dnt ever mock waitrose g also chat shit on my name get bumboaarted up your mudda slag

[MummyLove]

n watch ur chat joe louis or i?ll get the hubby on u if u ever set foot in dawson?s yeah i?ll claart your mum u pussio dnt chat shit yh g u jbag. husbands a police man yh so if u ever ness daves ket again yeah ur getting brukt up by the hubby n the lads yh. they go charter top tough donnys they will pattern u right up so dnt chat any shit g safe

[bigdickdave]

safe for backing mate good to know i have some good friends on this site

[joe.louis.x]

come link me at waitrose i'll throw bread rolls at your groin, we'll have a right laugh

[joe.louis.x]

also cheers bob smith for your input xx

[bigdickdave]

what a lovely site find it refreshing that there is some such nice people in east dulwich we should all go dawson hill sometime guys ill bring the ket and the sound system maybe stay the night up there someone else go get some plasatic bags and a few waterbottles make sure there plastic xx

[MummyLove]

yeah louis mate, top gyallist bob is, had a quick shag round the back of the old dawson hights saturday night while pinged off my arse, while it was in my arse. he is a right champ yeah n gives me 10% off a benz for a quick blowie n a packet of skittles. don?t tell the husband X

[bigdickdave]

whats his number reckon he will do the same deal for me

[MummyLove]

maybe mate, not into the old gays though. if it?s only you giving one he considers it bent, but if it?s loads a lads at once it?s completely straight. bring the whole mandem n have a little sesh with old bob yh. it?s not bent if it?s a whole pack a lads. also moved on from my nitty days g, only do coke and shrooms now. all bout that expensive shit now i?ve bought a semi detached house in the d east dulwich. X

michelle

[Guest]

Agreed joe! The queue outside m&s is shocking!

[MummyLove]

nah bredda, m&s is for true battycrease tramps. woitroise is where i go to fulfill my true east dulwich identity

[Guest]

Michelle, it seems you are using ?slang?. Please expand!

[KidKruger]

looks like ass holes have learned how to type, or got their Mum to do it for them.

[MummyLove]

wagwan for that then suzanne. did u never go pen? u learn bare new words there i even teach my kids it uno. dnt chat on my name

[Guest]

What?s pen, mummy love? Do you mean like a writing pen? On my third glass of wine so v tipsy now oops

[MummyLove]

ay g. ur chattin WASSSSS i?m not arsehole ur the arsehole ya batty bum bum. pattern your mouth before i do it for u g. i?ll spark ur jaw if u dnt pattern you mout

[Guest]

Oh ok sorry for the misunderstanding. My fingers must have slipped on the keyboard whilst I was creasing (as the kids at Dawson?s Say) at minion memes from facebook. You have to find the little joys in life when your Ocado order has devastatingly been cancelled :(

[funkychicken]

I?m so sorry your ocado order is running late! That happened to me last week! Ended up having to go to waitrose myself because we had completely run out of organic veg!

[Guest]

I am so sorry that happened to you- am always here to talk x

Similar thing happened to me last week when DD suggested that we go to Tesco?s instead. If i am honest, I am mortified I have brought a child up to think that way. Next thing you know she will be asking for public school or a vaccination. Honestly, teenagers these days!