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Trolling can be a rewarding and satisfying pastime for many, but many inexperienced trollers made potentially fatal errors , that undermine their aims. heres are a few points for Prospective EDF trollers


DO ingratiate yourself in low key areas, such as family section or lost and found before embarking on a killer troll

DO cosy up to long term posters with messages of support in their utterly futile and invariably Wikipedia based arguments- this can pay dividends later

DO use the smiley face icon to show that you are open and honest when beginning the ingratiation stage


DONT invoke the "Clown" too early

DONT Show your hand and write in BLOCK CAPITALS

DONT use too many exclaimtion marks to make a point!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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maxxi Wrote:

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> A sure-fire winner is to create numerous

> identities and let some lie doggo for ages with

> just the odd neutral post - to be resurrected

> years later with the full force of forumageddon.


We had a sleeper troll not too long ago.

I reckon U*T is lying low as we speak, ready to pounce, the equivalent of a silent but deadly fart...

maxxi Wrote:

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> A sure-fire winner is to create numerous

> identities and let some lie doggo for ages with

> just the odd neutral post - to be resurrected

> years later with the full force of forumageddon.



Oh lord, I don't post as often as I used to!!!!!!!!!!!


Am I a troll?

  • 2 weeks later...

1. Don't forget your login/password.


2. Remember to occasionally contribute towards other threads on the forum rather than simply posting on your OWN thread. Especially if you have just moved to the area. Shows an interest in what's going on etc etc.


3. Choose an inconspicuous username. Preferably one showing erm...lack of imagination, such as real name+number combo. You get the idea.


4. Rinse & repeat.


Happy Trolling!!!!!!!!!

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